We broke up because...

ovinas1

Wanted to see my Junk to see if it matched what was on the pic

FabulousFantasticFifty

Found out she was the one that took the pics!

tibo1783

Referred to me as King Solomon

pipsqueak1990

I didnt wanna look at her nude pics

ovinas1

She was mad that I talked to her to get to her friend in the background

mrsmartinez99

Would not stop winking at me

TXChelleD

He had this weird fantasy involving goldfish snacks and baby oil.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Always accused me of winking but it was just a twitch!

ovinas1

Was calorie counting the goldfish

mrsmartinez99

Owned over 100 beanie babies

lt3ag4s

because she twitch a lot at other men

TXChelleD

ovinas1 wrote: »

Was calorie counting the goldfish

Nice one!

mscheftg

Was always hiding out...

pipsqueak1990

I just didnt understand him

JenNicole11

because she couldn't do the moonwalk

pipsqueak1990

because she knew far too much ....

Becka4Real

She made me take dance lessons

mrsmartinez99

Because she could never keep a secret

TXChelleD

Because I was secretly in love with those glasses.
(Yes...it's a fetish. Don't judge!

pipsqueak1990

she wanted us to be secret

JenNicole11

she had an evil twin

ovinas1

I dont date women in there 30's

JenNicole11

I'm not thirty.

mscheftg

he was too chauvinistic

ovinas1

To close to call

FabulousFantasticFifty

He thought 30 was old and 50 was downright ancient!

lt3ag4s

she always drank the last of my coffee.

JenNicole11

he always spiked the coffee

ovinas1

couldnt go more than once a day to satisfy my 50 fetish

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