We broke up because...
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Was never going to be my waldo!!
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hated my jokes0
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kind of liked his jokes but he was a little insecure .....0
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Her twin was always lurking around0
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told her to write her 69th post about me but she refused0
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he didnt want us both!0
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She wouldn't go for the 4-sum!0
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3 was never enough0
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wouldnt stay in the garage .0
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Didnt own anything but white dress shirts.. boring0
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Wouldn't feed me while keeping me tied up in the garage0
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nevermind late again!
She always came home with the buttons ripped off her shirt!
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made fun of my math skills.0
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had to take the blue pill to get with me0
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Had to take a blue pill to keepxup with me
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Caught her slipping something into my drink!0
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she was way to clever for me lmao0
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he was an underachiever0
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wanted to go at it 4 hours every night0
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she wouldn't just accept me0
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She kept accepting the neighbors!0
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Didn't appreciate my magic tricks0
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was way to happy ....all the time0
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Kept making herself disappear!0
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Because she was stalking me all of the time....0
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he always thought everyone was stalking him0
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Because I wanted to stalk him ....and she was stalking him0
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because she is like all of the others... =P0
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she wouldn't let me play with my model train set0
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