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We broke up because...
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Liked babies too much0
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his son was hot0
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I gave her a daughter0
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stole a kid from a stranger and gave it away0
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Didnt want my baby!!!0
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Always talkin about kidnapped children!
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was kidnapping0
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didnt like my profession as FBI kidnap investigator0
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thought he worked for the FBI0
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Her imagination to dress up in the sack was under par0
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Female Body Inestigator
Got Jokes0 -
too many jokes0
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I didnt know what an "Inestigator" was! ;p0
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Was a bit slow with punch lines lol0
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never figured out how to use google0
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oooooooooooo brings up the past0
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Brings up the future0
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Doesn't believe i a psychic!0
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didnt want to be part of my future0
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shot me with her bazooka0
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Definitely needed to be part of my past!0
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Lives in the Past!0
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wanted us to be over and put me in the past!0
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made faces at me and posted for all to see0
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Didnt like my face!
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She had a funny face ........0
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never took a selfie0
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Posted enough selfies for both of us!0
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wanted to be Waldos GF so she dressed like him0
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has been in cryo sleep since 17830
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