We broke up because...

tibo1783

wouldnt buy any more blue pills

pipsqueak1990

he had a model train set!

FabulousFantasticFifty

He needed the Blue pills!

assthetikk

made me meet her ex to learn and write down what she liked in bed

ovinas1

Got mad when I took the blue pills

pipsqueak1990

As the blue pills didnt work

Go_Mizzou99

Wouldn't name our dog Morpheus

tibo1783

liked to slap me and call me bubba

mizzzc

Was far too adventurous for me

pipsqueak1990

Didnt want to be my submissive

mizzzc

Since when?

mrsmartinez99

likes to get off subject

tibo1783

sometimes i wanted to be the dominatrix

pipsqueak1990

kept changing her mind and didnt listen

mrsmartinez99

set my lawn on fire

ovinas1

Wouldnt dress in a sexy cos

FabulousFantasticFifty

I was apparently to hot too handle!

That was too late, damn!!

Hated my clothes!

pipsqueak1990

Didnt let me play outside!

assthetikk

kept talking about her experience with hemorrhoids on our first date

mrsmartinez99

Collects rain water

pipsqueak1990

Didnt want to know about my hemorrhoids on our 1st date!!

clacoste0102

doesn't like to play in the rain water

FabulousFantasticFifty

Had a weird obsession with Acid rain!

assthetikk

had a wardrobe malfunction everytime my younger brother came to visit

clacoste0102

had a super hot younger brother lol

pipsqueak1990

ooo he had a younger brother

tibo1783

craved younger.. much younger boys

mrsmartinez99

keep staring down when talking to me...my eyes are further up

ovinas1

Insisted on always showing her clevage

pipsqueak1990

he son was better in bed......