We broke up because...

Becka4Real

He liked cleavage a little too much

mrsmartinez99

had an addiction to toothpaste

assthetikk

thought it would be romantic if we shared one toothbrush

pipsqueak1990

didnt brush her teeth!!!

FabulousFantasticFifty

Wore false teeth

clacoste0102

he wouldn't let me have a toothbrush at his place

pipsqueak1990

She wanted to leave her toothbrush at MINE !!!

mrsmartinez99

liked to talk to me in Spanish.....I do not know Spanish

FabulousFantasticFifty

I found a bunch of stranger's toothbrushes at her apartment!

MathDonkey

She asked if she could have my toothbrush and freaked when I said no.

pipsqueak1990

Wouldnt give me his toothbrush, so I cleaned the toilet with it!

ovinas1

Keeped asking me why my teeth where brown..

pipsqueak1990

I just couldn't stop laughing at him!

Spnneil06

She laughed at me constantly.

pipsqueak1990

She wasnt even that funny!

FabulousFantasticFifty

Couldn't take a joke!

JenNicole11

I couldn't find her half the time... (Where's Waldo??)

mrsmartinez99

Kept referring to shorter people as Oompa Loompas

ovinas1

Ask me to spell OOMpa Loomoa

sw33tp3a11

She refused to play Words With Friends with me

mizzzc

she sucked at playing words with friends it was too easy

assthetikk

msged me her noods right after i dropped her home on our FIRST DATE!

mizzzc

Kept barring his abs for me all night and got annoyed when I sent him my nudes after our first date

mrsmartinez99

looks better in glasses than me

ovinas1

Would send me nudes of her ex B

FabulousFantasticFifty

Was sending Nude pics to everyone in town! And they were of me!!!

pipsqueak1990

I received her nude pics....

mizzzc

She kept showing me some womans nude pics.

mrsmartinez99

photo shopped a picture of her face on all the nude pics

Spnneil06

They were my nude pics and she wouldn't look!