Women, what are you giving your man for valentines day?

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  • enterdanger
    enterdanger Posts: 2,447 Member
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    I'm going to let him hold the TV remote.


    Kidding. I actually got a baby sitter. We are going to a nice restaurant and then we are going to gamble. Nothing secures your marriage like throwing you hard earned money in a slot machine together.
  • ovinas1
    ovinas1 Posts: 413 Member
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    Im gonna read this thread till valentines. WOW...
  • Parnasse
    Parnasse Posts: 7 Member
    edited January 2015
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    A divorce.

    Welp, that escalated quickly. I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. :\
  • jpaulie
    jpaulie Posts: 917 Member
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    hope my wife doesn't read this, this is up her alley :\
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,642 Member
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    Parnasse wrote: »
    A divorce.

    Welp, that escalated quickly. I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. :\

    Nice edit newbie...
  • bdenitto
    bdenitto Posts: 210 Member
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    I usually cook a special meal for us.
  • _JustDG_
    _JustDG_ Posts: 1,584
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    A divorce.

    I laughed. :flowerforyou:
  • JeffseekingV
    JeffseekingV Posts: 3,165 Member
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    A blowie. Duh.
    I'm kidding (kind of). I have no idea. Probably something Batman-related.

    A blowie in a catwoman suit?
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,770 Member
    edited January 2015
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    A blowie. Duh.

    Thought of this...but then what would I give him for his birthday in April. ;)
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,642 Member
    edited January 2015
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    ilfaith wrote: »
    A blowie. Duh.

    Thought of this...but then what would I give him for his birthday in April. ;)

    woman logic...smdh
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,592 Member
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    assuming every women is dating a man how heteronormative of you mfp

    but if i had a man or a women id prob be getting them candy and me in latex
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,642 Member
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    salembambi wrote: »
    assuming every women is dating a man how heteronormative of you mfp

    but if i had a man or a women id prob be getting them candy and me in latex

    discussing any other orientation is typically frowned upon here, so apologies for trying to conform to forum standards.
  • _JustDG_
    _JustDG_ Posts: 1,584
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    Question. Why are people acting like a bj is something special set aside for special occasions?

    And yes, I swallow.
  • Mech9
    Mech9 Posts: 252 Member
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    I'm just going to play video games and ignore him all night. If I get my new boyfriend a present, he might assume that I'm nice or something ridiculous like that. We can't be having that precedent set. tsk tsk.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    _John_ wrote: »
    salembambi wrote: »
    assuming every women is dating a man how heteronormative of you mfp

    but if i had a man or a women id prob be getting them candy and me in latex

    discussing any other orientation is typically frowned upon here, so apologies for trying to conform to forum standards.

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  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,742 Member
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    ilfaith wrote: »
    We never go out to dinner on Valentine's Day. My husband calls it "amateur night" as all the couples who never go out converge on every halfway decent restaurant in town to eat chicken parm and chocolate lava cake.

    YES!!! So much of this...I'm dying :smiley:

    The stuff that is standard for Valentine's Day like flowers, wine, chocolate, dinner out, romancey pants stuff, is pretty much like our lifestyle to be honest. So it's hard to outdo one another on that day. We'll probably do something very similar to every other week. A little trip out of town and maybe something we haven't tried before. Silly handmade cards. Maybe a special weekend trip since his birthday is a few days after Feb 14.

  • maeld51
    maeld51 Posts: 3,415 Member
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    Whatever he wants
  • Delilahhhhhh
    Delilahhhhhh Posts: 477 Member
    edited January 2015
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    If he has been a god boy Chanel No. 5 and a wining smile If his been naughty I'll add boots and walk on his back, either way he gets a smile, so all is good.