We broke up because...
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she hogged the mirror0
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I couldn't keep my hands off of her!0
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she's a clinger0
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Says she cant cook for me when preganent. Dafuq, cook bish0
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kept laughing
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Only used to send me boobs pic but then I saw "her" in real0
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because he wouldn't tell me how to tone up properly
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Stay in kitchen and cook for me all time. Will get you ripped af0
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lol
because he gave me terrible advice
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That's true af. Workouttime, Comeon. 10 sandwitches...quick woman0
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we had problem communicating0
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Do you even misc?
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because he was a woman hater and a man lover 0
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N-no homo.
Women belong in kitchen, Huehuehue. Y'll mad now?0 -
she used all my lipgloss0
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it was only once
I swear! ( actual truth lol )
because she kept her lip gloss away from me 0 -
She watched porn 24/70
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blossomholly wrote: »she used all my lipgloss
lel. Couldn't resist, It was vs..wot.
Because she isn't in kitchen cooking0 -
Wasn't worth the effort stroking his tiny 'ego'jumpstreetbrahh wrote: »blossomholly wrote: »she used all my lipgloss
lel. Couldn't resist, It was vs..wot.
Because she isn't in kitchen cooking
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I "accidently" poisoned him when I cooked he's dinner
@jumpstreetbrahh 0 -
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she wouldn't watch our porn with me 0 -
too much watching porn not enough action
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blossomholly wrote: »I "accidently" poisoned him when I cooked he's dinner@jumpstreetbrahh
-___- y Yu do dys
Because she gave her those poison pills0 -
He was illiterate and could not speak english0
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She wore me out0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »He was illiterate and could not speak english
grandmom pls. Y Yu do dys0 -
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I am rudy rude. Y'll mad now? Yea y'll mad0
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lol
because I tied him to the kitchen sink0 -
She hogged all the porn0
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