We broke up because...

stayfit_ria · January 2015

It wasn't the decaf. It was that I had to drown out the taste with Bailey's. He thought I was developing a drinking problem

palwithme · January 2015

He had a drinking problem.

stayfit_ria · January 2015

palwithme wrote: »

He had a drinking problem.

Who you calling a he?? Haha

palwithme · January 2015

Ooops lol.

Aint_Misbehavin · January 2015

Was gender blind to a fault

SteampunkSongbird · January 2015

She was too well-behaved.

Aint_Misbehavin · January 2015

She was too easily fooled by my screen name

stayfit_ria · January 2015

She only showed her naughty side to others

keith0373 · January 2015

She only has a naughty side. Wait, that's not a problem

palwithme · January 2015

Her naughty side was too naughty.

stayfit_ria · January 2015

Wait that isn't me..,it's my twin sister...aw who am I trying to kid!!

stayfit_ria · January 2015

No you wanted to get with my twin sister. You said she was the pretty one.

mscheftg · January 2015

She was too bitter.

stayfit_ria · January 2015

mscheftg wrote: »

She was too bitter.

Not bitter just mad that my sisters is prettier. You never got it right

mcpostelle · January 2015

stayfit_ria wrote: »

mscheftg wrote: »

She was too bitter.

Not bitter just mad that my sisters is prettier. You never got it right

I could never tell the two apart and it made her mad... opps.

mcpostelle · January 2015

@not_satisfied‌ Stole all my blue shirts and I just... couldn't take it.

stayfit_ria · January 2015

I only liked it doggy and he needed more.

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