We broke up because...
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I was to "jawsome" for him0
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She had really bad punchlines!!!
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She thought she was the only one who could make a joke about the shark.
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Confused me too much0
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Because she kept reminding me she has a boyfriend0
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Never! Weirdos belong together! 0
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She underestimated the beauty of the blue pill0
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She drank all of the coffee0
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He wanted my coffee.0
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It wasn't the decaf. It was that I had to drown out the taste with Bailey's. He thought I was developing a drinking problem0
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He had a drinking problem.0
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Ooops lol.0
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Was gender blind to a fault0
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She was too well-behaved.0
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She was too easily fooled by my screen name
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She only showed her naughty side to others0
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She only has a naughty side. Wait, that's not a problem0
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Her naughty side was too naughty.0
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Wait that isn't me..,it's my twin sister...aw who am I trying to kid!!0
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No you wanted to get with my twin sister. You said she was the pretty one.0
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She was too bitter.0
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@not_satisfied Stole all my blue shirts and I just... couldn't take it.0
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I only liked it doggy and he needed more.0
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