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  • MathDonkey
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    She secretly is a super hero. She goes by the name, "Captain Stapler"
  • MathDonkey
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    He does NOT get ideas of things to post by looking around his desk
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    bwahahaha, I as thinking Office Space but that works too!

    He has an affection for his stapler.
  • MathDonkey
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    She had a love affair with a scotch tape dispenser
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Hordes office supplies that he steals from others.
  • conangt87
    conangt87 Posts: 180 Member
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    Lives in a warm climate and just wears the beanie cause its cool
  • MathDonkey
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    He stuffs his pants with toilet paper to make his junk look bigger...
  • MathDonkey
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    He wants you to ask where he got the inspiration for that one
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Came to my house for dinner, when he left all of my toilet paper was gone! I didn't have a square to spare!
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
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    Won "The Contest"
  • MathDonkey
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    He watches golden girls every night and laughs his *kitten* off
  • SofiaofNY
    SofiaofNY Posts: 63 Member
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    He killed a man once in vegas....just to watch him die
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Was in love with Johnny Cash
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
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    Cheered on the tiger at Siegfried and Roy's last show
  • MathDonkey
    MathDonkey Posts: 519
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    He bought a monkey specially so he could go around making jokes about spanking it
  • glitterrain70
    glitterrain70 Posts: 76 Member
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    Dove into a frozen pool head first thinking it was thawed out.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Has found a time machine and frequently travels back to the 80's!
  • mattyc772014
    mattyc772014 Posts: 3,543 Member
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    Still makes bubbles in her milk with a straw.
  • rubyautumn4
    rubyautumn4 Posts: 818 Member
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    It's not you...really...
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Only doesn't show a profile pic because she's so beautiful everyone immediately falls in love!

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