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  • conangt87
    conangt87 Posts: 180 Member
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    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    Only doesn't show a profile pic because she's so beautiful everyone immediately falls in love!

    Didn't have any toilet paper for me to stuff with because she had stuffed her bra
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    since I didn't have any toilet paper he used my best sheets!
  • conangt87
    conangt87 Posts: 180 Member
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    She cleaned up a 'mess' with her sheets and blamed me.

  • glitterrain70
    glitterrain70 Posts: 76 Member
    edited January 2015
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    Thinks he's Superman
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    want's to be his Lois Lane.
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
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    Wants to be Lois Griffin
  • MathDonkey
    MathDonkey Posts: 519
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    He once purposely pooped his pants just to go home from work early
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Loves work so much he shows up an hour early.
  • rubyautumn4
    rubyautumn4 Posts: 818 Member
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    doesn't even work here! just has a lot of feelings...
  • MathDonkey
    MathDonkey Posts: 519
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    She once scaled the Empire State Building with no ropes just to rescue a cat.
  • rubyautumn4
    rubyautumn4 Posts: 818 Member
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    it was an empire state building made of legos and two feet tall
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    she likes to build people up only to crush their spirits like an ant!
  • MathDonkey
    MathDonkey Posts: 519
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    She likes to sneak around offices drawing pictures of penises and boobs on people's dry erase boards
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He does that but blames me, then stands outside and laughs as I get in trouble by our boss.
  • MathDonkey
    MathDonkey Posts: 519
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    Everyone knows what she does to get out of trouble with the boss
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    hes my boss and encourages my bad behavior! >:)
  • MathDonkey
    MathDonkey Posts: 519
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    She accuses me of totally unfounded things
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Once caught him red handed drinking out of the milk carton, STILL denied it!
  • MathDonkey
    MathDonkey Posts: 519
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    She once filled a milk carton with cat pee to "teach me a lesson"
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    MathDonkey wrote: »
    She once filled a milk carton with cat pee to "teach me a lesson"

    hahahaha...okay you won there!

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