We broke up because...
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TrailBlazerMN wrote: »@CelticBeauty22 she looked way too much like my new boss
Terrible excuse0 -
CelticBeauty22 wrote: »TrailBlazerMN wrote: »@CelticBeauty22 she looked way too much like my new boss
Terrible excuse
Sorry dear. The last thing we need is for me to be calling her name out instead of yours.0 -
^^^ bahaha!0
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Like I'm that stupid0
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He refused to take off his shades, even when he went to sleep.0
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LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »He refused to take off his shades, even when he went to sleep.
I take my shades off for one thing and one thing only!0 -
He said he would take his shades off during one thing and he left them on the whole time0
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Her smile was bright I had to leave my shades on the whole time, so she left me0
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She said I missed our spa date0
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She wouldn't take me to the spa with her0
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took my lucky charms
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Liked the gym better then me he left me for the gym0
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Who'd be dumb enough to break up with her?!0
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He said my sunglasses made me look like a fly0
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I asked her to take the hoodie off. She said no and broke it off.0
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She missed our hulahoop session @lovinglifeincalifornia0
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I thought hula hoop sessions were a code phrase for something dirty0
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I thought hula hoop sessions were a code phrase for something dirty
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She kept trying to take my hula hoop0
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She didn't like the rub0
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His rub stung like a son of a b!tch0
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He didn't have enough meat0
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She was a tease! (First thing I thought of with this pic!)0
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She said she would marry me but flirts with others0
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She only likes that one position0
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He wanted me to stand on my head during Sexy time!0
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She didn't like that?!0
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TheVegthlete wrote: »She did not like peanut butter.
No wonder she hurt down there! Supposed to use smooooth peanut butter NOT CHUNKY!!!! dUH!!!!
That's the only position he knew0
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