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We broke up because...
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He'd always disappear in the middle of the night! Now I know where he's been going!
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lolol
She would sleepwalk and end up in other womens' bedrooms0 -
Where I would catch him and Beat him with a toilet plunger! It's ok tho, I got acquitted of the assault charges because I was Sleepwalking!0
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lMAO
She was alwys abusing me0 -
He said he would let me beat him next time we played, how was I supposed to know what he meant?0
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LMFBON LOLOL
She wouldn't listen when I said I would dine on her, instead she got mad and kept beating on me0 -
I thought he wanted to eat me, I got scared!0
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I did. She wouldn't let me
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He sang embarrassing songs about laundry0
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I did not need a woman0
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He said he didn't need me. ..0
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She was like spaghetti noodles....strait until she got hot and wet0
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She was always thinking about food..0
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When I was thinking sex he was thinking chocolate.0
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She didnt care about my needs or feelings. She made me feel like a hooker.0
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i was way too kinky0
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He didn't understand that the left side of the bed was mine.0
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oh i did but i like to use the whole bed! Stop whinging about it ;p0
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I got bored...yawn0
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It took a fist to exite him.0
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COULDN'T SING0
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I couldn't compete with the men who were after her
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He let go of my rope...aaaaahhhhhhh0
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She was obsessed with her rope!0
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She kept stealing my jammie dodgers 0
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He didn't put the toilet seat down and I fell in0
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her bum smelled nasty all the time0
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it was too hard to get anything done, too much staring.0
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