We broke up because...

Ransom_G

She kept sniffing her finger.

aesthetikk

he ate all my protein bars

Ransom_G

He didn't like to share.

jenjencin78

He eats protein bars and farts all the time.

Islandgirl52

He refused to eat anything except bread and pizza.

guitarrckr

She didnt like my grips

JD2006

he wasnt all about that bass

aesthetikk

told me "girls with a$ses like mine dont talk to boys with faces like yours"

JD2006

aesthetikk wrote: »

told me "girls with a$ses like mine dont talk to boys with faces like yours"

He realized he was delusional and admitted himself to the mental hospital!

FabulousFantasticFifty

Where she met him while a patient herself! ;p
She could never get used to life on the outside!

SojournerThirteen

She could never get used to life on the inside

FabulousFantasticFifty

He found out about my time in Prison!

47Jacqueline

She was a kleptomaniac

slimgirljo15

She found out about ...the butcher...the baker ..the grocer..the firemen..the policeman..the plumber...the builder..the electrician...the teacher...the mechanic..the marine...the footballer

FabulousFantasticFifty

She had a revolving door installed in our bedroom!

slimgirljo15

She wanted to share but they were exhausted

47Jacqueline

I didn't feel special

slimgirljo15

She was special but she didn't believe it....I saved 1 day a month for her

FabulousFantasticFifty

She tried to Pimp me out!

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slimgirljo15

I was upset because she wouldn't let me pimp her out

47Jacqueline

(S)he was a stick-in-the-mud

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was a Bad sport! ;p

siport

i tried to keep holding her hand in public and that was a big no no apparently

FabulousFantasticFifty

I didn't want to be called a Cougar and he didn't get that!

keith0373

She was catty!

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AbnormalSymmetry

I was way jealous of those calves

TrailBlazerMN

@CelticBeauty22‌ she looked way too much like my new boss

sw33tp3a11

He told me I was lame and boring