We broke up because...

Stoshew71

she wanted to do it everywhere and not just in the house i mean everywhere even in public

SojournerThirteen

Ahhhh she kept thinking I was a woman (incredulous look on)

FabulousFantasticFifty

He says "Ahhhh" before every sentence! ;p

LovingLifeInCalifornia

She had too many admirers and I got jealous.

SojournerThirteen

I know the feeling

SojournerThirteen

Oops_Myhaloslipped

He was married, to several women.

jenjencin78

He gets drunk and cries

SojournerThirteen

I like a spectacular challenge and they couldn't keep up
@jenjencin78 and @Oops_Myhaloslipped

apple173

Busted lol

SubZeroDude

I didn't think that was her in her pic, felt like I was being "catfished"

msh0612

he was fake

jenjencin78

She was too pretty for me!

Sam308lbss

only wanted backdoor

uconnwinsnc1

She didn't know we were dating.

msh0612

arms were too short

samanthajfishman

She picked on my little arms

Sam308lbss

invited her male friends over for nude yoga sessions

msh0612

didn't like nude yoga

Rochelle951

She was always wearing my stilettos

samanthajfishman

Couldn't share her stilettos

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SojournerThirteen

Couldn't keep his eyes off anything... sheezzzz!

ovinas1

Cause i got home 2 40 am drunk *kitten* fuk ..hit the refresh button on my laptop and typed this bitchesssssssssss........

Oops_Myhaloslipped

He drank all the time

ovinas1

she didnt like "lines" but she does have the greatest fish lips pic I have ever seen.

SojournerThirteen

He kept *kitten*-blocking me with the ladies.. .Dude can you give me a break hehehehe

Oops_Myhaloslipped

He was never serious! Never took our relationship serious! Who am I kidding? I love a man with a sense of humor

SwitzEngine

She didn't like me anymore because I was laughing all the time. I tried to be funny for her!

SojournerThirteen

Our breaking-up is our foreplay... The make-up loving is why we do it... She is my nirvana