We broke up because...

samanthajfishman

She wasn't obedient

sw33tp3a11

I was a bad girl. She couldn't handle me.

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redromad275

She wanted to be kinky with everyone but me

ovinas1

He wouldnt where the batman underwear I got him

lborsato1

he wanted to wear my underwear all the time

samanthajfishman

I was more into superman then batman

sw33tp3a11

I was more into cat woman than superman

GhostriderMav

I was more into superman than cat woman!

ovinas1

I bacame the victim in there superhero struggles

ovinas1

Everybody loves me. Thanks

MikeCrazy

Everybody loved him more than me.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He had a little person attached to his side!

lborsato1

she was just too fabulous for me

ovinas1

She told she was tired of dating old men

keith0373

She was too much for two!

Spnneil06

He called me fat, said there was too much of me.

samanthajfishman

She was too self conscious about her body

FabulousFantasticFifty

I asked 'Do these panties make my butt look big?' She answered "YES!"

ovinas1

Her butt was looking big even without panties..

lborsato1

he couldn't keep hims eyes off my big butt

samanthajfishman

He didn't like big butts

ovinas1

I couldnt lie

lborsato1

he could lie - he did it all the time

MikeCrazy

She had too many socks.

samanthajfishman

She constantly accused me of fabricating

FabulousFantasticFifty

I thought "Fabricating" was another word for ************!

lborsato1

her imaginary friend was real.....

MikeCrazy

The socks were real!

lborsato1

i kept buying him socks that he would never wear.....