We broke up because...

keith0373

She actually liked this look!

mscheftg

He kept changing his identity.

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keith0373

He was fake

FabulousFantasticFifty

I'd wake in the middle of the night to him staring into my soul! Creepy!

legowrangler

she bit too hard

sw33tp3a11

She had "shake it off" on replay for 5 hrs straight

MaxPower0102

Would never give me time to shake it off

Spnneil06

Recorded videos of himself dancing to Taylor Swift.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Every time I'd kiss him he'd try to shake it off!

mrsmartinez99

she kissed him

keith0373

It bothered her that she couldn't read my eyes!

msh0612

I was away for too long.

Spnneil06

He had a harem of women! i couldn't compete.

MaxPower0102

I was jealous of Pinocchio

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was always competing for other women and forgot that she had me at home!

Spnneil06

That was our dog's name, sorry but the floor looks pretty comfortable to me max, stop complaining!

FabulousFantasticFifty

She named her "Toys" after her ex!

MathDonkey

She had a problem with what I named my GI Joes

Spnneil06

I had a problem with the "games" he played with the gi joes, they were in the ho ttub and something was going on with snake eyes!

mscheftg

He wouldn't let me play GI Joes with him... said I could only be Barbie...

FabulousFantasticFifty

She cut off all of Barbie's hair!

MikeCrazy

She dumped a bucket of chocolate milk over my head.

Spnneil06

He said chocolate milk me, I got confused!

MathDonkey

She didn't like my solution to barbie's lice problem

FabulousFantasticFifty

He wouldn't do my Math homework!

jrline

she had roaches in her house as pets

Spnneil06

He didn't like my babies!

MathDonkey

She had octuplets. That was too much for me

Spnneil06

I found out he was my father! Eek!