We broke up because...

Spnneil06

He was paranoid. Just because there was lipstick on the carton doesn't mean it was me, check your own shade!

CapnVillainBLK

SHE WOULDN'T TAKE OFF THAT BEANIE HAT!!!

jrline

takes way too many selfies

mrsmartinez99

Refused to give me attention

MathDonkey

She was a total attention *kitten*

Spnneil06

Called me a *kitten* all the time!

keith0373

She slept with everyone but me...

sw33tp3a11

She had a potty mouth

Buu_kz

He never wanted to go out and was always miserable

Spnneil06

I felt like she was a stranger to me.

sw33tp3a11

She would always go inside the closet at 5:32 everyday.... it was just too creepy

WarDamnJay

She never showed me her face!

Spnneil06

He wanted to stare at my face but wouldn't take off his sunglasses.

jrline

kept eating pickled pigs feet in bed and spilled juice on the sheets but didn't bother changing them

Timshel_

He is fixated on skid marks.

Spnneil06

He hogged the mirror, hence why I have to wear the beanie. Bad hair day!

siport

she didnt like the mice i bought her

Spnneil06

When he said he wanted to play cat and mouse I thought it was something sexier!

FabulousFantasticFifty

She always had sex on the brain!

Spnneil06

Sex was actual sexilia my grandmother who was ill, unfortunate nick name.

keith0373

I couldn't keep up with her in bed. Stupid trapeze!

sw33tp3a11

Used up all my milk and bananas to make milkshakes..she wanted to lure some boys to her yard

Becka4Real

She got jealous of my milkshake

FabulousFantasticFifty

I found out she spiked her milkshakes with 100 proof whiskey!

RainRedfield

I moved away from Colo Spngs

sw33tp3a11

I was more of a wine girl. She liked whiskey

kjm3579

Because she "whined" too much.....

FabulousFantasticFifty

That's just an excuse! All I said is that I wanted some Wine!!!

jrline

like five bottles of wine an hour

FabulousFantasticFifty

He didn't believe me when I told him that the Doctor said wine was good for the heart!