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We broke up because...

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  • MathDonkey
    MathDonkey Posts: 519
    edited January 2015
    He's dumber that he claims to be
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He was always putting down my intelligence because I wasn't good at Math, and he was angry that the only donkey I ever liked was Eeyore. He says "that's not even a real donkey"
  • KristopherK1
    KristopherK1 Posts: 2,888 Member
    She and I couldn't agree which Star Trek Captain was better.
  • WarDamnJay
    WarDamnJay Posts: 1,916 Member
    He kept wearing that Lieutenant Uhura costume
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
    kept talking about his ex which was a lunchroom lady
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    Too self-involved
  • stayfit_ria
    stayfit_ria Posts: 1,566 Member
    Thought my introversion for self involvement
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
    She kept writing her name all over my walls in permanent marker
  • MathDonkey
    MathDonkey Posts: 519
    She didn't like my decorating
  • emilee974
    emilee974 Posts: 265 Member
    She wanted me to paint her wall... Didn't know why
  • apple173
    apple173 Posts: 140 Member
    MathDonkey wrote: »
    She didn't like my decorating

    Ii too didnt like the decorating.
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
    tattooed my name on her rear after our second date
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    jdayvolt wrote: »
    He kept wearing that Lieutenant Uhura costume

    Hey I like when he wears that! It's for roleplay purposes! haha! BTW totally the costume I will be wearing this next Halloween!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    jrline wrote: »
    tattooed my name on her rear after our second date

    Told me to tattoo his name on me, then got mad when I did! Who does that!
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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    OMG!!! I told her she could have as much Red Baron pizza as she wanted! She thought I was calling her a greedy pig!
  • WarDamnJay
    WarDamnJay Posts: 1,916 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    jdayvolt wrote: »
    He kept wearing that Lieutenant Uhura costume

    Hey I like when he wears that! It's for roleplay purposes! haha! BTW totally the costume I will be wearing this next Halloween!

    Will look MUCH better on you!!!
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    She refused the maid outfit too often.
  • WarDamnJay
    WarDamnJay Posts: 1,916 Member
    She was always eating all my pizza!!!
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
    edited January 2015
    kept borrowing my clean boxer shorts and returning them with skidmarks
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He wouldn't share his pizza with me unless I got on the floor like a dog and begged, it was degrading!
  • WarDamnJay
    WarDamnJay Posts: 1,916 Member
    Apparently she is not into role playing!
  • MathDonkey
    MathDonkey Posts: 519
    He lacked originality
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
    edited January 2015
    she put a choke collar on me but making her beg for pizza was degrading???
  • sw33tp3a11
    sw33tp3a11 Posts: 4,646 Member
    Never shared the other half of the pop tart
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    I thought we were just getting to know each other? Apparently she lost interest?
  • cklbrown
    cklbrown Posts: 4,696 Member
    She kept her face hidden
  • MathDonkey
    MathDonkey Posts: 519
    Always wanted to leave me the chunk of Saharan desert known as the pop tart crust, and then eat the good part
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    I didn't even like pop tarts but he would cram them in my laugh, then take the milk and run away. I almost died!
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    edited January 2015
    She drank out of the milk carton

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