We broke up because...
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She didn't like the rub0
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His rub stung like a son of a b!tch0
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He didn't have enough meat0
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She was a tease! (First thing I thought of with this pic!)0
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She said she would marry me but flirts with others0
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She only likes that one position0
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He wanted me to stand on my head during Sexy time!0
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She didn't like that?!0
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TheVegthlete wrote: »She did not like peanut butter.
No wonder she hurt down there! Supposed to use smooooth peanut butter NOT CHUNKY!!!! dUH!!!!
That's the only position he knew0 -
She was always chasing after Sojo!0
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She hated the butt rub0
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Because he only used it on others!0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She was a tease! (First thing I thought of with this pic!)
Haha you totally got me!!
SoJournerThirteen- because he has a chicken fetish.....0 -
Because I found out she was a chicken dressing-up as a rooster0
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Because he was apparently into Roosters and I was a Dove0
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She does not like to wear short skirts0
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she won`t let me score0
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