We broke up because...
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He heated up that guitar more than me.0
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She loved my guitar more than me...
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H really didnt know how to play! The "Guitar"
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She kept stealing my "g" string !!0
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Because I play piano, and not guitar.0
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She fretted on the piano too much0
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He didn't like my jam sessions!0
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She was always having "sessions" with others!0
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she walked in on one of my sessions with blueeyesgrace.0
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Because we knew the make up sex would be awesome0
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I would no longer fall for that trick!0
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because she no longer fell for my devilish tricks0
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He was full of himself0
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She loved rainbows and I loved unicorns0
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Checked himself out in the mirror one too many times0
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He wanted me to look like this first in the boudoir, then everyday even in public
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she got a golden ticket but wouldnt take me to the wonka factory0
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She was only using me to get to my hot friends
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Would never happen!0
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found a barney costume in his closet lol0
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She escaped!!!0
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I found blossom chained up in his dungeon and helped her to escape!0
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requested we watch The Notebook every night. I had to sleep on the sofa because wet pillows are gross0
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Was always watching porn and wetting the pillows.0
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Lied about watching porn, was really watching Titanic and cried everytime0
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she beat me in a race0
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Was to competitive! & would have tantrums If I won0
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Left the second "o" out of "too"0
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