Im 30 fml

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  • ErikThaRed
    ErikThaRed Posts: 139 Member
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    kinkyslinky16 wrote: »
    _Tink_ wrote: »
    kinkyslinky16 wrote: »
    Slacker16 wrote: »
    fishnbrah wrote: »
    no kids, no wife, no gf. is there any point to carry on with life anymore?
    Beating your PR for number of faps in one day?

    I'm up to 9...

    Novice numbers. For real.

    I'd have to agree with this. Someone's slacking.

    Right!? I can do that in an hour.

    Yeah 9 is weak... i don't know what my PR is, but its a lot more than 9.
  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
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    30's pretty old. Have you asked your doctor about cialis?
  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
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    "If you are not happy broke, you won't be happy rich. You'll be miserable all your life chasing after it." ~Classified

    Stop looking for "Mrs. Right" and embrace your solitude. Be happy with what you have and enjoy your life. The right woman will come when the time is right and it is something you have absolutely no control over.

    If you're so unhappy being single, women will notice this about you, even if you try to hide it, and it's a huge turn off. They will not pursue you.

    "Don't worry about the future, Or know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind. The kind that blindsides you at 4 p.m. on some idle Tuesday." ~ Baz Luhrmann

    Stop thinking about how old you are and that you're single. It's truly not that big a deal, and isn't going to end the world. The things that are really going to mess up your life is that drunk behind the wheel of and Escalade that runs the red light and nails the side of your car, putting you in hospital for a few months and makes the rest of your life more of a challenge than you've ever experienced.
  • JustinAnimal
    JustinAnimal Posts: 1,335 Member
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    I'm enjoying my thirties (I'm only 31... 32 in April) maybe more than my twenties. Unfortunately, (because I'll get made fun of) it's the "it's hip to be square" kind of enjoyment. I'm healthier, stronger and in generally better shape than most of twenties. I'm married to a beautiful woman, own a home, started my career and am about to have a child. I couldn't be happier AND I'm finally starting to feel financially secure. Sorry to those of you who hate kids... you'd probably enjoy your own more than other people's kids, but I have no idea.

    Sorry, OP, no real advice other than aphorisms. Learn to love yourself, buddy, but not in a PR kind of way.
  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
    edited February 2015
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    JustinAnimal wrote: »
    I'm healthier, stronger and in generally better shape than most of twenties. I'm married to a beautiful woman, own a home, started my career and am about to have a child. I couldn't be happier AND I'm finally starting to feel financially secure. .


    Thanks for making the OP feel like crap.

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  • jjblogs
    jjblogs Posts: 327 Member
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    Yeah, well I'm going to be 50 next month. Kill me now. But, I have everything else, so maybe I'll live through it. ;P
  • JustinAnimal
    JustinAnimal Posts: 1,335 Member
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    Nailed it. YESSSSSSS!!!

    OP, you are way more buff and, therefor, more attractive than me. SO YOU GOT THAT GOING FOR YOU!
  • fatcity66
    fatcity66 Posts: 1,544 Member
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    I'm 35 and all of the above. I've been single for over a year now, by choice. I love living by myself with my 2 kitties. But, I guess I should go jump off a bridge?? LOL
  • fishnbrah
    fishnbrah Posts: 550
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    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves wrote: »
    JustinAnimal wrote: »
    I'm healthier, stronger and in generally better shape than most of twenties. I'm married to a beautiful woman, own a home, started my career and am about to have a child. I couldn't be happier AND I'm finally starting to feel financially secure. .


    Thanks for making the OP feel like crap.

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    i have all of that besides a wife a kids so not even that mad
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,179 Member
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    30 is the new.... aww fuckit just give up.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,733 Member
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    Yay!! Validation.

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  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,733 Member
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  • fishnbrah
    fishnbrah Posts: 550
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    pulled pork?
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,733 Member
    edited February 2015
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    It's pretty shredded. Young women are digging in. Aged 21-25.(that is a tie in to your second post tonight- just to head off your question).
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,733 Member
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    Cough
  • jenjencin78
    jenjencin78 Posts: 4,415 Member
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    Lol
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,642 Member
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    Fwiw I'd let you handle one of my rods brah
  • zombienikki22
    zombienikki22 Posts: 8
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    I have those things and miss the days I didn't! haha. We always want what we don't have, I guess.
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
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    Did he died?
  • Jkfriesen
    Jkfriesen Posts: 37 Member
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    fishnbrah wrote: »
    Jkfriesen wrote: »
    530roman wrote: »
    Jkfriesen wrote: »
    fishnbrah wrote: »
    no kids, no wife, no gf. ...\

    Do you want those things?

    @fishnbrah‌ here is your offer. You're 30, so you better act now.

    haha, mr. Matchmaker. I don't think he's my type. ;) My question is more along the lines of, if men want to be husbands and fathers, what are they doing to pursue those goals? Being the best at Call of Duty isn't going to cut it. :p And being "cut" isn't going to cut it either. :p


    i dont feel like i should have to "work" on it. i mean i could go out and get random dates but how do you ever meet someone good like that without settling.

    You don't want to "work on it" but also want to find "someone good" "without settling"? So she should be looking for you? But is she finding someone good without settling? :pensive:

    What I'm looking for seems rather simple: a man with a job, who can handle his finances, who doesn't have addictions to drugs, alcohol, or pornography, etc, faith/morality agreement, treats everyone around him with respect and decency.

    I don't necessarily know where to find that guy but I know the places he probably won't be. :p

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