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We broke up because...
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He couldn't handle two women0
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They always wanted to take me ip the b*t0
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You know you did but won't admit it0
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Because he wouldn't take me to the beach....0
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because she was jealous of my workout partner0
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He wouldn't share any of the protein.0
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I only share my protein with Wonderful Women0
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He was too funny. I kept peeing my pants0
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She wouldn't take me seriously.0
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wayyy... to serious!0
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SojournerThirteen wrote: »
I couldn't find the cove! LOL!0 -
47Jacqueline wrote: »She wouldn't take me seriously.
She kept saying, "Who me?"0 -
Melissa90xo wrote: »He was too funny. I kept peeing my pants
Thank you! For your pee I mean... it's nottin but a fettish0 -
@strwbry cuz she can't spell a simple word like "STRAWBERR"... She's a doctor for Pete's sake!
Seriously, I'm not interested in breaking up with her... I just want her to add a few more letters to her screenname . Yes. I am OCD about too much in life LOL0 -
She wasn't listening.0
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She wouldn't let me bite her strawberry47Jacqueline wrote: »She wouldn't take me seriously.
She kept saying, "Who me?"
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I let him bite my strawberry and even my melons...then he told me he wanted some meat 0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »I let him bite my strawberry and even my melons...then he told me he wanted some meat
Got to have a varied diet lol0 -
He wanted to become a vegetarian and I like my meat too much.0
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She changed the locks
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she got upset when l broke in0
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She kept stealing my jewelry.0
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Was always raising her hand0
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Was always kicking kittens0
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My dogs didn't like his cats. I think I made the eighth choice. Lol0
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she was always raising her hands, making me smell her armpits0
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She didn't appreciate BBQ dog for lunch0
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