We broke up because...

They always wanted to take me ip the b*t

You know you did but won't admit it

because she was jealous of my workout partner

strwbry74 wrote: »

Because he wouldn't take me to the beach....

I waited for over an hour for her down in the cove. She was LATE, REALLY late!

He was too funny. I kept peeing my pants

wayyy... to serious!

47Jacqueline wrote: »

She wouldn't take me seriously.

She kept saying, "Who me?"

@strwbry cuz she can't spell a simple word like "STRAWBERR"... She's a doctor for Pete's sake!

Seriously, I'm not interested in breaking up with her... I just want her to add a few more letters to her screenname . Yes. I am OCD about too much in life LOL

strwbry74 wrote: »

47Jacqueline wrote: »

She wouldn't take me seriously.

She kept saying, "Who me?"

She wouldn't let me bite her strawberry

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

I let him bite my strawberry and even my melons...then he told me he wanted some meat

Got to have a varied diet lol

She changed the locks

She kept stealing my jewelry.

Was always kicking kittens

My dogs didn't like his cats. I think I made the eighth choice. Lol

She didn't appreciate BBQ dog for lunch