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We broke up because...
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Damn she has me there.0
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I decided to switch teams, to get with her brother0
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Her brother and her wanted each other each other along with my brother0
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He was always ranting about his Ex and her brother and brother's brother and brother's uncles cousin! It was driving me crazy!!!0
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She wanted me for my sperm only0
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He was trying to steal my semen What has the world come to today! <pun intended>0
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He made the doors smaller so I couldn't get inside the house
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She didn't get my sexual fantasies about small doors0
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@Melissa90xo Because she couldn't love me physically without crying0
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His body brought tears to my eyes
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her farts smelled worse than mine.0
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She thought farting in my chipotle burrito was a good idea0
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Melissa90xo wrote: »He made the doors smaller so I couldn't get inside the house I took the hint and left
You are making this stuff up! I would NEVER do that to you Melissa.
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@jorodri7 He thought bringing all his burrito-farting women into my place was fun0
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His place smelled bad0
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Would not remove glasses during...0
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...she didn't like the tree hanging from my rear-view mirror.0
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After glasses were broke she wouldn't look me in the eyes.0
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I moved way to fast for her0
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He didn't move fast enough.0
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she didn't know the difference between fast and faster0
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Neither did he0
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She was always wrong about everything (including ^^^^)0
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He could never admit when he was wrong0
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ALWAYS took the opposing viewpoint0
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She was always blaming me0
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He would never accept responsibility0
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He was always blaming the dog
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They were both ganging-up on me0
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