We broke up because...

FabulousFantasticFifty

I don't associate with common Peasants!

JenNicole11

I wasn't good enough for her

47Jacqueline

She was too needy.

Go_Mizzou99

She was always pointing at things

the_chiha

Couldn't take direction well

FabulousFantasticFifty

Pfft!!! Thought she could school me in the Boudoir!

the_chiha

Pssh! Always wanted to be the Teacher

Go_Mizzou99

Our relationship is on again/off again...It was her turn to break up with me.

47Jacqueline

He wouldn't take no for an answer.

JackKopCh

She looked better in blue than me D':

FabulousFantasticFifty

He had too many Adoring Admirers and I couldn't compete with all of that!

JackKopCh

She didn't believe she was my number one!

the_chiha

He wouldn't get rid of the giant foam finger

Sinistrous

I used to dunk chocolate into my coffee and call it creamer. They didn't like the floaty greasy residue on their lips.

Go_Mizzou99

Ruined my coffee

deviboy1592

Didn't like me dipping my tip in his coffee.

JenNicole11

"He gave me his heart, but I wanted his soul"

Sinistrous

They baconed my heart. Even had it fried.

deviboy1592

Seemed satanic

JenNicole11

He was too nice

FabulousFantasticFifty

Wouldn't join my Cult!

the_chiha

She wanted me to join her cult

JenNicole11

He never liked any of my ideas

FabulousFantasticFifty

She had no idea what she was doing! EVER!!!

JD2006

She liked grabbing my boobs in public

JackKopCh

She wouldn't let me grab her boobs D':

JenNicole11

He wasn't a butt guy.

JackKopCh

She didn't think I appreciated her butt when it is all I dreamt about

FabulousFantasticFifty

He talked in his sleep and it was about Jen's butt!!!

JenNicole11

She thought three was a crowd