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We broke up because...
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Would only offer five minutes!0
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He didn't like things hard.0
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She secretly hated me0
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He thought my love wasn't real.0
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It wasn't even a Secret! I told everybody!
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Without Victoria's Secret, she wore the girls tucked into her belt.
(That may be over the line, sorry)0 -
He was obsessed with Victoria's Secret0
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She kept telling me her "girls" were more amazing than mine....0
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She wild never wear her glasses0
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He was wild...always wore his glasses!0
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Too happy all the time0
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Would call me mean names just so I would not be happy all of the time!
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She wouldn't let me fart around her.0
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He farted every 5 minutes!!!!0
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She fed me beans all of the time!0
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She always hid in the basement0
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I wasn't hiding, he had me chained up!
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He didn't like my playroom.
@devilboy...FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »I wasn't hiding, he had me chained up!
She was always chained up, so she couldn't come out to play.
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She always gave me that little grin then pulled out the chains...0
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He wouldn't make me breakfast0
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she ate my bacon0
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He never spent enough time in the "basement"0
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it was scary down there0
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He wouldnt (Well you can just use your imagination on this one)
okay I'l just say it! He wouldn't even go down and turn the breakers back on every time they were tripped!0 -
she kept tripping them( blow dryer flat iron n curling iron )0
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He was always tripping on my naturally curly hair! ;p0
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We both have naturally curly hair and she always hid my straight iron0
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no that was me n you`re not getting it back
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He'd always play Cutsie games with Oops!
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