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he was weird on coke n I only had pepis0
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He only had Pepsi and I wanted iced tea!0
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he only had pepis0
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He had a weird language i never could understand like pepis and bruh!0
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She couldn't understand the voices in my head0
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haha idk what pepis is either sooo yea lol
she thinks I'm weird0 -
Had an obsession with the rock0
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he was always trying to hold my hand0
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Wouldn't buy me a Rock for my finger!0
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she would take the ring pop as a wedding ring0
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He proposed to another woman
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His name was Jennifer Lopez.0
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junestarrr wrote: »His name was Jennifer Lopez.
she was hating on my name and that i had a nicer *kitten* than she did0 -
Beat me at chess0
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He didn't understand that when I take his Knight Pawn with my Queen, there is usually a high price to pay and I was willing to pay it!
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Wouldn't let me stick my bishop in her queen0
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He escaped from my basement and I couldn't find him.
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She kept asking me to come to her basement0
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She would never do anything i asked!0
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She was so demanding0
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She forced me to go to Taco Bell while I was on an all carb diet.0
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She didnt bring me a Nachos Bell Grande!0
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she said my stomach was too Grande!0
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I told him he was Grand and he misunderstood!
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She kept saying she was misunderstood0
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Bc I only drink coffee at midnight, when the moment is not right...and bc I communicate with musical lyrics!
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She was always singing "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" and I wasn't quite sure what she wanted!0
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She was so easily confused!0
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Turns out she was royalty and I was merely a peasant
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