We broke up because...

haleklausen

She got rid of my comics

blossomholly

never gave me any lovin just wanted to read his comics

SojournerThirteen

I'm not hear to break-up I'm here to give her lovin

haleklausen

That's not true I have you plenty of time

Melissa90xo

He had someone on the side

4ever420

She never shared the bathroom. Other people need to get ready too yah know.

stayfit_ria

She wouldn't put the toilet seat down afterwards and I just couldn't handle it.

Go_Mizzou99

She put the toilet paper roll on backwards.

jorodri7

She was a control freak who always wanted the toilet seat down

4ever420

He never felt the need to use toilet paper

jorodri7

She used all my manly beauty products

4ever420

He said the toothpaste was one of his manly beauty products

jorodri7

She couldn't stand the smell of a man, when I used Alien perfume

4ever420

You practically bathed in that stuff, I couldn't breath.

jorodri7

She never supported my soft side when it came to getting in touch with my feminine side.

FabulousFantasticFifty

His idea of getting in touch with his feminine side was using all of my lipstick! That's one thing I will absolutely not share!

Oops_Myhaloslipped

She wouldn't share her lipstick

LovingLifeInCalifornia

She wanted me to share her with others.

keith0373

She had no respect for my boundaries

Oops_Myhaloslipped

He had too many boundaries

Go_Mizzou99

She crossed the line

Oops_Myhaloslipped

Never showed their face

Go_Mizzou99

She broke MFP so my profile pic does not show up in forums

FabulousFantasticFifty

I forgot what he looks like!

Oops_Myhaloslipped

Didn't believe me when I said it wasn't me

keith0373

I caught her on camera with the entire team! Not her...

strozman

Wouldn't stop playing the field

FabulousFantasticFifty

Made me stop playing Softball!

guitarrckr

Made me play hard-ball

keith0373

Always hard. My god, would you put that thing away for 5 minutes?