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aesthetikk wrote: »he caught me doing a 63 with two russian midgets
Lol wtf?0 -
deviboy1592 wrote: »aesthetikk wrote: »he caught me doing a 63 with two russian midgets
Lol wtf?
haha my sentiments exactly0 -
We didn't0
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deviboy1592 wrote: »aesthetikk wrote: »he caught me doing a 63 with two russian midgets
Lol wtf?
its just the same as a 69..only with 2 midgets replacing the "9"..
I made it up. Here's hoping it catches on0 -
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LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »He was two timing me with @JD2006
no no dear....Im chopped liver these days to him. actually, more like spam. But I'll be YOUR meal
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LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »He was two timing me with @JD2006
no no dear....Im chopped liver these days to him. actually, more like spam. But I'll be YOUR meal
That's more like it!!!!
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LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »He was two timing me with @JD2006
no no dear....Im chopped liver these days to him. actually, more like spam. But I'll be YOUR meal
you said you didnt want me
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I'll keep both of you in my lunch pale0
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aesthetikk wrote: »LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »He was two timing me with @JD2006
no no dear....Im chopped liver these days to him. actually, more like spam. But I'll be YOUR meal
you said you didnt want me
thats nonsense. and even if it is true...cause ok, Im a b!tch and do say things like that...I probably only said it to get your attention, cuz I need your lovins 0 -
*kitten* I'm still stuck with the midgets0
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Because she used the oven to dry her panties! My food gets cooked in there... the oven, not your panties
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When she asked for sausage, she really meant sausage0
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She left the panties in the oven when she cooked her food0
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babe *hugs*...you have all of my attention from now onaesthetikk wrote: »LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »He was two timing me with @JD2006
no no dear....Im chopped liver these days to him. actually, more like spam. But I'll be YOUR meal
you said you didnt want me
thats nonsense. and even if it is true...cause ok, Im a b!tch and do say things like that...I probably only said it to get your attention, cuz I need your lovins
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Melissa90xo wrote: »Because she used the oven to dry her panties! My food gets cooked in there... the oven, not your panties
hahahahahahahaha that one got me. nice.0 -
He gave all he's attention to every other girl wahhh...
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He is getting between me and my girls0
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aesthetikk wrote: »
babe *hugs*...you have all of my attention from now onaesthetikk wrote: »LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »He was two timing me with @JD2006
no no dear....Im chopped liver these days to him. actually, more like spam. But I'll be YOUR meal
you said you didnt want me
thats nonsense. and even if it is true...cause ok, Im a b!tch and do say things like that...I probably only said it to get your attention, cuz I need your lovins
k everyone....get out. me an aesthetikk have some "making up" to do
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She wouldn't lets do that thing I like.0
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blossomholly wrote: »He gave all he's attention to every other girl wahhh...
Nooo..we go way back Holls..and i am still waiting for your msg
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aesthetikk wrote: »
babe *hugs*...you have all of my attention from now onaesthetikk wrote: »LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »He was two timing me with @JD2006
no no dear....Im chopped liver these days to him. actually, more like spam. But I'll be YOUR meal
you said you didnt want me
thats nonsense. and even if it is true...cause ok, Im a b!tch and do say things like that...I probably only said it to get your attention, cuz I need your lovins
k everyone....get out. me an aesthetikk have some "making up" to do
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aesthetikk wrote: »blossomholly wrote: »He gave all he's attention to every other girl wahhh...
Nooo..we go way back Holls..and i am still waiting for your msg
You'll have to wait! The app on my phone is being a piece of shyte!!
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He wouldn't rub my back when I asked, instead he asked me to rub his....0
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Yeeeaaahhhhh bbbbaaaabbby0
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aesthetikk wrote: »aesthetikk wrote: »
babe *hugs*...you have all of my attention from now onaesthetikk wrote: »LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »He was two timing me with @JD2006
no no dear....Im chopped liver these days to him. actually, more like spam. But I'll be YOUR meal
you said you didnt want me
thats nonsense. and even if it is true...cause ok, Im a b!tch and do say things like that...I probably only said it to get your attention, cuz I need your lovins
k everyone....get out. me an aesthetikk have some "making up" to do
excuse me while I stop breathing0 -
She was looking around for another man0
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He kept me chained 0
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i unchained her only to be handcuffed by her the very next second
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He almost drowned me in the shower
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