We broke up because...

FabulousFantasticFifty

He told me he broke up with jo but yet I caught him in his bed!

JenNicole11

He was a bit delusional about me being a Tom Cruise girl

jorodri7

She told me she wasn't digging my new beard and scruffy look?

the_chiha

He's growing a beard and wants to make moonshine

aesthetikk

Found out she sold fake moustaches on ebay made from her pubes

FabulousFantasticFifty

They were actually from what he leaves behind in the sink! How else we gonna eat??!!!

the_chiha

She was so much more business savvy than I

Go_Mizzou99

She drank all of my apple pie moonshine

the_chiha

He never had enough apple pie moonshine

FabulousFantasticFifty

She left me and my apple pie for Go's apple pie moonshine!

aesthetikk

Violently Grabbed the wrong 'hand' during a horror movie screening...i had to be rushed to the hospital

the_chiha

He didn't like it rough

JenNicole11

Hurt my feelings all the time

the_chiha

She was too sensitive

JenNicole11

Was the wrong peanut for my butter.

the_chiha

wasn't ready for this jelly

JD2006

wanted me to pierce my nips.

JenNicole11

Didn't like my secret piercings!

the_chiha

didn't want to be her other dirty little secret

JenNicole11

Couldn't keep secrets very well

jorodri7

Secrets don't make friends and we didn't have any

stayfit_ria

I thought she said there were no secrets. It was an innocent mistake.

the_chiha

I wasn't innocent enough for her

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was always guilty of something or another!

stayfit_ria

She was too much woman for me. I really couldn't keep up with her

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was always calling me large!

Melissa90xo

She had the wrong idea

stayfit_ria

She liked my brother more than me.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Her Brother was just too Sexy!

Melissa90xo

She started chasing Ria's brother!