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We broke up because...
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He told me he broke up with jo but yet I caught him in his bed!0
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He was a bit delusional about me being a Tom Cruise girl
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She told me she wasn't digging my new beard and scruffy look?0
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He's growing a beard and wants to make moonshine0
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Found out she sold fake moustaches on ebay made from her pubes0
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They were actually from what he leaves behind in the sink! How else we gonna eat??!!!0
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She was so much more business savvy than I0
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She drank all of my apple pie moonshine0
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He never had enough apple pie moonshine0
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She left me and my apple pie for Go's apple pie moonshine!
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Violently Grabbed the wrong 'hand' during a horror movie screening...i had to be rushed to the hospital0
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He didn't like it rough0
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Hurt my feelings all the time 0
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She was too sensitive0
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Was the wrong peanut for my butter.
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wasn't ready for this jelly0
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wanted me to pierce my nips.
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Didn't like my secret piercings!0
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didn't want to be her other dirty little secret
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Couldn't keep secrets very well0
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Secrets don't make friends and we didn't have any0
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I thought she said there were no secrets. It was an innocent mistake.0
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I wasn't innocent enough for her0
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She was always guilty of something or another!0
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She was too much woman for me. I really couldn't keep up with her0
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She was always calling me large!0
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She had the wrong idea 0
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She liked my brother more than me.0
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Her Brother was just too Sexy!0
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She started chasing Ria's brother!0
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