We broke up because...
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Fed me dog and told me it was beef0
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he didn't grab my hand when I slipped0
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needed to grab hands to slip it in0
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Slipped it in too many people.0
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He tried cracking on to my mum0
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When I gained five pounds, she told me I was disgusting.0
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Could never figure out if her mum was a flower or here mom so she broke it off
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She didn't want me to go to the wedding with her so I had to let her go0
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She was too cheery and I think she was marrying another man0
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He would never show his face and keep accusing me of marrying another man so I let him go0
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@shannylane4 my face is in profile pics, but it ruins the picture
She never really loved me in the first place
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He didnt realize that I finally loved him in that second place!0
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I needed your love concentrated on my 3rd place, but you didn't care0
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He always wanted lovin everyplace, but then we got arrested for that third place!0
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And you would have got bailed if you hadn't been lovin in that cell-like 4th place0
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He got jealous of my Lovin on strozman and wouldn't post bail!0
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Coz strozman was mine until you worked your sly feminine ways, you rascal!0
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She would not let go of being second place and couldn't put her in first sorry0
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She would always put her cleavage before me!
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It's always "me!me!me!", though. What about "us?!"0
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she would not like me touch her0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She would always put her cleavage before me!
But honey it was getting us free food and drinks all night you should have been glad but that's fine0 -
she made me pay for her drink n food
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But, shannylane4, what did you do to get food? You just ate fab...50's!0
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