We broke up because...
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She thought people could be traded like playing cards0
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her couch was animal print as well.0
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he tried to bang my couch because he thought it was me0
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She laughed at my boss a.s.s dance moves0
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She always showed me up on the dance floor0
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Stole all my red lippy B**C*!
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because you stopped sharing dessert!0
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Because I felt forced to eat my dessert on the toilet!!! damn Girl didn't stop scooping it up by the spoonful!
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I still don't know why! lol0
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I do! you kept poking it in my belly button instead of my...0
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I'd never breakup with her@blo0
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Because he was too into himself and deprived me of attention.0
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She wanted ALL of my attention0
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I smothered the *kitten* outta her! she hated it 0
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She hid the remote0
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He watched too much porn0
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Was banging my mom the entire time0
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He hates porn and skittles!0
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he couldnt come unless I was wearing a zombie mask0
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She hated the walking dead0
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She wouldn't wear the zombie mask0
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Always asked to toss his skittles0
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ate all of my skittles.0
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broke the THIRD strap-on in a week!0
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She wouldn't leave the bedroom0
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not_satisfied wrote: »he kicked JD2006 out of our threesome. WTF!
he realized he was COOL with that...and they turned my room into their bear cave.0 -
Had feet that smelled like fritos0
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Was always busy with strap-on and had no time for me0
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