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he called me a *kitten*0
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Because people are so sensitive these days, thanks bin laden0
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Because he thought I know bin laden. Knew*0
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He was such a smart *kitten*!0
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she didn't like that my *kitten* could do math0
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I was allergic to him
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She used her allergies as an excuse to
Not have sex with me0 -
blossomholly wrote: »I was allergic to him
she was allergic to anything awesome0 -
My heart belonged to @blossomholly0
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she also was allergic to awesomeness0
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Then I'd be allergic to myself
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Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »Then I'd be allergic to myself
she was allergic to herself ... idk it was weird0 -
He was weirded out by other people's allergies0
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She could never make up her mind about things, always thinking..0
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I kept ring tossing her halo in the yard, lol0
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liked to casually smack my mom on the as$ when we all got together0
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He couldn't stop giving people tickets to the gun show0
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Didn't like it when I smacked his mom on the *kitten*0
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she had an affair with my mom0
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She was hot.0
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She was into older women0
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carpet didnt match the drapes0
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he never shaved his balls0
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Neither did his.0
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she had a hairy *kitten*0
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He was too vulgar0
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