We are pleased to announce that as of March 4, 2025, an updated Rich Text Editor has been introduced in the MyFitnessPal Community. To learn more about the changes, please click here. We look forward to sharing this new feature with you!
We broke up because...
Replies
-
he called me a *kitten*0
-
Because people are so sensitive these days, thanks bin laden0
-
Because he thought I know bin laden. Knew*0
-
He was such a smart *kitten*!0
-
she didn't like that my *kitten* could do math0
-
I was allergic to him
0 -
She used her allergies as an excuse to
Not have sex with me0 -
blossomholly wrote: »I was allergic to him
she was allergic to anything awesome0 -
My heart belonged to @blossomholly0
-
she also was allergic to awesomeness0
-
Then I'd be allergic to myself
0 -
Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »Then I'd be allergic to myself
she was allergic to herself ... idk it was weird0 -
He was weirded out by other people's allergies0
-
She could never make up her mind about things, always thinking..0
-
I kept ring tossing her halo in the yard, lol0
-
liked to casually smack my mom on the as$ when we all got together0
-
He couldn't stop giving people tickets to the gun show0
-
Didn't like it when I smacked his mom on the *kitten*0
-
she had an affair with my mom0
-
She was hot.0
-
She was into older women0
-
carpet didnt match the drapes0
-
he never shaved his balls0
-
Neither did his.0
-
she had a hairy *kitten*0
-
He was too vulgar0
-
-
![:\](https://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/resources/emoji/confused.png ":\"){kind=small}
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 391.6K Introduce Yourself
- 44K Getting Started
- 260.5K Health and Weight Loss
- 175.6K Food and Nutrition
- 47.5K Recipes
- 232.3K Fitness and Exercise
- 393 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.5K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.6K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 153.1K Motivation and Support
- 8.1K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.4K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 4K MyFitnessPal Information
- 23 News and Announcements
- 1.2K Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.8K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions