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his face looked like a big grey box0
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was always constipated0
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Because she was in love with someone else, but we'll always have Paris0
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her tacos were soggy0
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So was his ....0
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her nipples fell off0
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*looks under shirt* still there, he must be going blind!0
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she was hallucinating she still had nipples0 -
He kept talking about other people's nipples0
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I think he has a weird obsession with them and pubic hair0
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she found out about my weird nipple and pubic hair addiction0
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He kept a collection of my pubic hair. Tried to sell them on eBay0
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she stole my pubic hair0
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coz she asked me to skip FOOTBALL and do the groceries!0
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he lost at football0
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He had too much pubic hair.0
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she would tape my pubic hair to her forehead0
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He shaved off all my pubic hair while I was sleeping and put it in zip-locked bags to impress the ladies0
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He was always waiting for someone else0
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She danced around the room in my undies... and she enjoyed it!0
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she used ketchup as lipstick0
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SojournerThirteen wrote: »He shaved off all my pubic hair while I was sleeping and put it in zip-locked bags to impress the ladies
LMAO! I think I just threw up a little
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She didn't like my dancing0
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Melissa90xo wrote: »SojournerThirteen wrote: »He shaved off all my pubic hair while I was sleeping and put it in zip-locked bags to impress the ladies
LMAO! I think I just threw up a little
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^^^ had a bad gag reflex0
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