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    No s*x in the Fitness Room?

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    • Posts: 3,538 Member
      donnawtm wrote: »

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      This made me chuckle!
      And a little concerned, is it many calories?
      It's paleo, so who cares?

      It's probably not vegan though.
    • Posts: 7,739 Member
      Sabine_Stroehm wrote: »
      SEX as in the calorie burn? That's just built into my lifestyle. :)


      Sedentary?


















      o:) I keed, I keed.
    • Posts: 12,950 Member
      yopeeps025 wrote: »
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      Get yo muscle up sir.

      I'm pleased that someone else made the piledriver reference this time.
    • Posts: 595 Member
      grimmeanor wrote: »
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      It's paleo, so who cares?

      It's probably not vegan though.

      Well, it's an animal product, but the animal is being treated VERY humanely.
    • Posts: 780 Member
      cdlee05 wrote: »
      I swear I've seen people say it gets logged as "Walking the Dog".
      Hah, euphemisms.
    • Posts: 1,938 Member
      FoCoAlphaNerd wrote: »
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      I was reading about this in . . . I want to say men's health. Anyways, they basically said it wasn't a workout. Even if your sexual encounter is hours long, the part of it that is truly . . . a sort of pounding away, aerobic style activity is usually relatively short. At least, if you aren't skipping all the good stuff.

      PSH, some people need to up their Degree of Difficulty, that's all.
    • Posts: 48 Member
      Well, it should consume some good calories... It involves a lot of muscles and it always keeps my heart rate up. Anything that keeps your heart rate up can be considered cardio... Right?

      Anyyyway, I read somewhere that 30 minutes should burn about 150 ( equivalent of 15 min of running). And even more if you reach the big O...cause it's harder to keep up as you approach it and tenses already fatigued muscles.

      We are talking about sex here, not making romantic love... And we are talking about contributing not just receiving :wink: So next time you miss your workout...you know what to do :smiley:
    • Posts: 101 Member

      Lazy sex is the worst. If muscles aren't cramping or sweat isn't pouring, you're doing it wrong. It's called gusto, folks! :p

      And just in time for Valentine's Day: 8 Sexy Ways to Burn Calories.
    • Posts: 1,026 Member
      Not gonna lie, I looked for it. I have no shame and the fun we get up to is a major workout.
    • Posts: 351 Member
      Would this be considered as a compound work out or isolated?
    • Posts: 509 Member
      crystalstinson7 wrote: »
      Lazy sex is the worst. If muscles aren't cramping or sweat isn't pouring, you're doing it wrong. It's called gusto, folks! :p

      And just in time for Valentine's Day: 8 Sexy Ways to Burn Calories.

      Lazy sex is great when I wake up at 2am and just want to get laid (we usually end up sweaty and out of breath anyway) But yes, most of the time it should be very athletic ;) Less than 3 different positions per romp is just a fail.
    • Posts: 101 Member
      But @Codilee87, that's not lazy sex; that's sleepy sex. There's a difference. Someone posted something like, "Yeah, laying on your back for 60 secs is a lot of work." That's what I'm talking about when I say lazy sex. Or if a guy ... I don't know ... just doesn't put in the effort. You get, like, 5 minutes and he's done. Thank you. Goodbye. Hmph. And I'm like, "I shaved my legs for this?" ;)

      I admit, I used to be guilty of lazy sex until I met someone that taught me the proper way to get horizontal ... and vertical. He spoiled me, and I haven't met anyone up to par yet. Too bad he knew he was good and felt like the whole female population should have a piece!! lol
    • Posts: 2 Member
      It's really good idea, but I'm looking to the main source of protin which will be lost at the end!!! It's really pure and it will take some days to recover, loooolll
    • Posts: 781 Member
      No Spotter? No Problem!!
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    • Posts: 8,680 Member
      crystalstinson7 wrote: »
      But @Codilee87, that's not lazy sex; that's sleepy sex. There's a difference. Someone posted something like, "Yeah, laying on your back for 60 secs is a lot of work." That's what I'm talking about when I say lazy sex. Or if a guy ... I don't know ... just doesn't put in the effort. You get, like, 5 minutes and he's done. Thank you. Goodbye. Hmph. And I'm like, "I shaved my legs for this?" ;)

      I admit, I used to be guilty of lazy sex until I met someone that taught me the proper way to get horizontal ... and vertical. He spoiled me, and I haven't met anyone up to par yet. Too bad he knew he was good and felt like the whole female population should have a piece!! lol

      Lazy sex or lousy sex? Sounds like the same to me.

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      trackercasey76 wrote: »
      No Spotter? No Problem!!
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      Bwaaa ha haaaa! "Hey, nice run you posted there!"
    • Posts: 48 Member
      trackercasey76 wrote: »
      No Spotter? No Problem!!
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      That's hilarious :))))))
    • Posts: 477 Member
      I had a BF who had a penchant for watching me bounce on my bed, now that's a good work out because it was for a min of 30 mins before the main event.
    • Posts: 3
      How many calories could I possibly burn in 2 and a half minutes
    • Posts: 101 Member
      yopeeps025 wrote: »
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      Lazy sex or lousy sex? Sounds like the same to me.

      Yeah. Pretty much. Tragic.

      Maybe someday I'll stumble across someone who's up for the challenge ...
    • Posts: 354 Member
      crystalstinson7 wrote: »
      You get, like, 5 minutes and he's done. Thank you. Goodbye. Hmph. And I'm like, "I shaved my legs for this?"

      So, if you cum 5 times in those 5 minutes it was all just a huge waste of time? You'd prefer someone dry-humping you for 2 hours straight instead?
    • Posts: 27 Member
      Darkhawk1969 wrote: »
      well l know jizz is logged in the food section ;)
      Lmao
    • Posts: 2 Member
      For a guy doing missionary, you could log it as push ups... But you'd still be reaching...
    • Posts: 29,136 Member
      Codilee87 wrote: »
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      Sounds like you have a real exciting nightlife - your girlfriend must be SO pleased

      damn…

      *shots fired*
    • Posts: 101 Member
      zipa78 wrote: »
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      So, if you cum 5 times in those 5 minutes it was all just a huge waste of time? You'd prefer someone dry-humping you for 2 hours straight instead?

      Don't knock dry humping. Fun can be had with some heavy ... petting. It's not always about the end game, you know.
    • Posts: 48 Member
      crystalstinson7 wrote: »
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      Don't knock dry humping. Fun can be had with some heavy ... petting. It's not always about the end game, you know.

      Dry humping used to be 90% of the fun when we got started in our sex lives :) Man... I miss those days... More dry-humping and less war!!! :D:D
    • Posts: 338 Member
      If this is a serious question: wear a Heart rate monitor, because your intensity may vary. Some people are just plain lazy f&#kers

      For extra fun, set it so the alarm comes on when you're in the right pulse zone. :D
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      grimmeanor wrote: »
      Considering things are logged in "minutes", could it really amount to much of anything?

      I would feel a bit silly logging a 5 minute run.

      Seriously, I can run a full 5 minutes!

      Honest!

      5 mins would give me time for 2 "workouts" :'(
    • Posts: 7,429 Member
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