No s*x in the Fitness Room?
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crystalstinson7 wrote: »You get, like, 5 minutes and he's done. Thank you. Goodbye. Hmph. And I'm like, "I shaved my legs for this?"
So, if you cum 5 times in those 5 minutes it was all just a huge waste of time? You'd prefer someone dry-humping you for 2 hours straight instead?0 -
Darkhawk1969 wrote: »well l know jizz is logged in the food section
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For a guy doing missionary, you could log it as push ups... But you'd still be reaching...0
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crystalstinson7 wrote: »You get, like, 5 minutes and he's done. Thank you. Goodbye. Hmph. And I'm like, "I shaved my legs for this?"
So, if you cum 5 times in those 5 minutes it was all just a huge waste of time? You'd prefer someone dry-humping you for 2 hours straight instead?
Don't knock dry humping. Fun can be had with some heavy ... petting. It's not always about the end game, you know.0 -
crystalstinson7 wrote: »crystalstinson7 wrote: »You get, like, 5 minutes and he's done. Thank you. Goodbye. Hmph. And I'm like, "I shaved my legs for this?"
So, if you cum 5 times in those 5 minutes it was all just a huge waste of time? You'd prefer someone dry-humping you for 2 hours straight instead?
Don't knock dry humping. Fun can be had with some heavy ... petting. It's not always about the end game, you know.
Dry humping used to be 90% of the fun when we got started in our sex lives Man... I miss those days... More dry-humping and less war!!!0 -
If this is a serious question: wear a Heart rate monitor, because your intensity may vary. Some people are just plain lazy f&#kers
For extra fun, set it so the alarm comes on when you're in the right pulse zone.0 -
grimmeanor wrote: »Considering things are logged in "minutes", could it really amount to much of anything?
I would feel a bit silly logging a 5 minute run.
Seriously, I can run a full 5 minutes!
Honest!
5 mins would give me time for 2 "workouts"0 -
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trackercasey76 wrote: »
whaaahahahahaaaaa I almost choked.0 -
If this is a serious question: wear a Heart rate monitor, because your intensity may vary. Some people are just plain lazy f&#kers
For extra fun, set it so the alarm comes on when you're in the right pulse zone.
I don't have a heart monitor, but I'm hoping that those who have one would give it a serious test. We need to get some serious stats... At least 10 minutes and at vigorous effort
Any volunteers that can test this out?
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LucyAndKay wrote: »If this is a serious question: wear a Heart rate monitor, because your intensity may vary. Some people are just plain lazy f&#kers
For extra fun, set it so the alarm comes on when you're in the right pulse zone.
I don't have a heart monitor, but I'm hoping that those who have one would give it a serious test. We need to get some serious stats... At least 10 minutes and at vigorous effort
Any volunteers that can test this out?
Is this to be construed as an offer?0 -
LucyAndKay wrote: »If this is a serious question: wear a Heart rate monitor, because your intensity may vary. Some people are just plain lazy f&#kers
For extra fun, set it so the alarm comes on when you're in the right pulse zone.
I don't have a heart monitor, but I'm hoping that those who have one would give it a serious test. We need to get some serious stats... At least 10 minutes and at vigorous effort
Any volunteers that can test this out?
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LucyAndKay wrote: »If this is a serious question: wear a Heart rate monitor, because your intensity may vary. Some people are just plain lazy f&#kers
For extra fun, set it so the alarm comes on when you're in the right pulse zone.
I don't have a heart monitor, but I'm hoping that those who have one would give it a serious test. We need to get some serious stats... At least 10 minutes and at vigorous effort
Any volunteers that can test this out?
Hey, I'm in if I can find a partner!!! It would be very interesting to see what a good romp could burn. Since I've been on MFP I've had sex, like, 3 times. (Good grief. That's just sad.) And all 3 times I took off my monitor because I was trying to be sexy. Hindsight is 20/20. Wish I had gotten by STATS. At least I would have gotten something out of it then!!!0 -
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Just wear your heart rate monitor and start an app like Runtastic! Here's a calculator: http://www.sexcalculator.co.uk/0
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crystalstinson7 wrote: »LucyAndKay wrote: »If this is a serious question: wear a Heart rate monitor, because your intensity may vary. Some people are just plain lazy f&#kers
For extra fun, set it so the alarm comes on when you're in the right pulse zone.
I don't have a heart monitor, but I'm hoping that those who have one would give it a serious test. We need to get some serious stats... At least 10 minutes and at vigorous effort
Any volunteers that can test this out?
Hey, I'm in if I can find a partner!!! It would be very interesting to see what a good romp could burn. Since I've been on MFP I've had sex, like, 3 times. (Good grief. That's just sad.) And all 3 times I took off my monitor because I was trying to be sexy. Hindsight is 20/20. Wish I had gotten by STATS. At least I would have gotten something out of it then!!!
Could be a new pickup line. "Hey, baby. You wanna? It's for SCIENCE!"0 -
This is the best conversation I've read in a long time. You have me grinning from ear to ear.0
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