No s*x in the Fitness Room?

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  • zipa78
    zipa78 Posts: 354 Member
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    crystalstinson7 wrote: »
    You get, like, 5 minutes and he's done. Thank you. Goodbye. Hmph. And I'm like, "I shaved my legs for this?"

    So, if you cum 5 times in those 5 minutes it was all just a huge waste of time? You'd prefer someone dry-humping you for 2 hours straight instead?
  • cocmares
    cocmares Posts: 27 Member
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    Darkhawk1969 wrote: »
    well l know jizz is logged in the food section ;)
    Lmao
  • my100lb
    my100lb Posts: 2 Member
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    For a guy doing missionary, you could log it as push ups... But you'd still be reaching...
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
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    Codilee87 wrote: »
    DopeItUp wrote: »
    90 seconds of lying on your back doesn't really qualify as a workout, sorry.

    Sounds like you have a real exciting nightlife - your girlfriend must be SO pleased

    damn…

    *shots fired*
  • crystalstinson7
    crystalstinson7 Posts: 101 Member
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    zipa78 wrote: »
    crystalstinson7 wrote: »
    You get, like, 5 minutes and he's done. Thank you. Goodbye. Hmph. And I'm like, "I shaved my legs for this?"

    So, if you cum 5 times in those 5 minutes it was all just a huge waste of time? You'd prefer someone dry-humping you for 2 hours straight instead?

    Don't knock dry humping. Fun can be had with some heavy ... petting. It's not always about the end game, you know.
  • Azathera
    Azathera Posts: 48 Member
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    crystalstinson7 wrote: »
    zipa78 wrote: »
    crystalstinson7 wrote: »
    You get, like, 5 minutes and he's done. Thank you. Goodbye. Hmph. And I'm like, "I shaved my legs for this?"

    So, if you cum 5 times in those 5 minutes it was all just a huge waste of time? You'd prefer someone dry-humping you for 2 hours straight instead?

    Don't knock dry humping. Fun can be had with some heavy ... petting. It's not always about the end game, you know.

    Dry humping used to be 90% of the fun when we got started in our sex lives :) Man... I miss those days... More dry-humping and less war!!! :D:D
  • Lord007
    Lord007 Posts: 338 Member
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    If this is a serious question: wear a Heart rate monitor, because your intensity may vary. Some people are just plain lazy f&#kers

    For extra fun, set it so the alarm comes on when you're in the right pulse zone. :D
  • decy63
    decy63 Posts: 175 Member
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    grimmeanor wrote: »
    Considering things are logged in "minutes", could it really amount to much of anything?

    I would feel a bit silly logging a 5 minute run.

    Seriously, I can run a full 5 minutes!

    Honest!

    5 mins would give me time for 2 "workouts" :'(
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
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    The Sex Calories Calculator
  • Morgaen73
    Morgaen73 Posts: 2,817 Member
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    trackercasey76 wrote: »
    No Spotter? No Problem!!
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    whaaahahahahaaaaa I almost choked.
  • Azathera
    Azathera Posts: 48 Member
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    Lord007 wrote: »
    If this is a serious question: wear a Heart rate monitor, because your intensity may vary. Some people are just plain lazy f&#kers

    For extra fun, set it so the alarm comes on when you're in the right pulse zone. :D

    I don't have a heart monitor, but I'm hoping that those who have one would give it a serious test. We need to get some serious stats... At least 10 minutes and at vigorous effort :smile:

    Any volunteers that can test this out?
  • dougpconnell219
    dougpconnell219 Posts: 566 Member
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    LucyAndKay wrote: »
    Lord007 wrote: »
    If this is a serious question: wear a Heart rate monitor, because your intensity may vary. Some people are just plain lazy f&#kers

    For extra fun, set it so the alarm comes on when you're in the right pulse zone. :D

    I don't have a heart monitor, but I'm hoping that those who have one would give it a serious test. We need to get some serious stats... At least 10 minutes and at vigorous effort :smile:

    Any volunteers that can test this out?

    Is this to be construed as an offer?
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
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    LucyAndKay wrote: »
    Lord007 wrote: »
    If this is a serious question: wear a Heart rate monitor, because your intensity may vary. Some people are just plain lazy f&#kers

    For extra fun, set it so the alarm comes on when you're in the right pulse zone. :D

    I don't have a heart monitor, but I'm hoping that those who have one would give it a serious test. We need to get some serious stats... At least 10 minutes and at vigorous effort :smile:

    Any volunteers that can test this out?

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  • Th3Ph03n1x
    Th3Ph03n1x Posts: 275 Member
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    Codilee87 wrote: »
    DopeItUp wrote: »
    90 seconds of lying on your back doesn't really qualify as a workout, sorry.

    Sounds like you have a real exciting nightlife - your girlfriend must be SO pleased

    Oh snap!
  • crystalstinson7
    crystalstinson7 Posts: 101 Member
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    LucyAndKay wrote: »
    Lord007 wrote: »
    If this is a serious question: wear a Heart rate monitor, because your intensity may vary. Some people are just plain lazy f&#kers

    For extra fun, set it so the alarm comes on when you're in the right pulse zone. :D

    I don't have a heart monitor, but I'm hoping that those who have one would give it a serious test. We need to get some serious stats... At least 10 minutes and at vigorous effort :smile:

    Any volunteers that can test this out?

    Hey, I'm in if I can find a partner!!! It would be very interesting to see what a good romp could burn. Since I've been on MFP I've had sex, like, 3 times. (Good grief. That's just sad.) And all 3 times I took off my monitor because I was trying to be sexy. Hindsight is 20/20. Wish I had gotten by STATS. At least I would have gotten something out of it then!!!
  • sophzhr
    sophzhr Posts: 96 Member
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    examiner.com/article/new-study-proves-that-knitting-burns-more-calories-than-sex

    Just my two cents :)
  • LisaAG5
    LisaAG5 Posts: 17
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    Just wear your heart rate monitor and start an app like Runtastic! Here's a calculator: http://www.sexcalculator.co.uk/
  • HeySwoleSister
    HeySwoleSister Posts: 1,938 Member
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    crystalstinson7 wrote: »
    LucyAndKay wrote: »
    Lord007 wrote: »
    If this is a serious question: wear a Heart rate monitor, because your intensity may vary. Some people are just plain lazy f&#kers

    For extra fun, set it so the alarm comes on when you're in the right pulse zone. :D

    I don't have a heart monitor, but I'm hoping that those who have one would give it a serious test. We need to get some serious stats... At least 10 minutes and at vigorous effort :smile:

    Any volunteers that can test this out?

    Hey, I'm in if I can find a partner!!! It would be very interesting to see what a good romp could burn. Since I've been on MFP I've had sex, like, 3 times. (Good grief. That's just sad.) And all 3 times I took off my monitor because I was trying to be sexy. Hindsight is 20/20. Wish I had gotten by STATS. At least I would have gotten something out of it then!!!

    Could be a new pickup line. "Hey, baby. You wanna? It's for SCIENCE!"
  • MyStuff6797
    MyStuff6797 Posts: 4
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    This is the best conversation I've read in a long time. You have me grinning from ear to ear. :)

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