We broke up because...
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I didn't like midget porn0
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Ate 57 apples a day0
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Was a bit fruity. (sorry...)0
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Dropped her weights on my foot.0
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She needed constant TLC from the foot injury0
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She was insensitive.
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She would cry before sex0
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He liked his women to cry before sex0
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I was too slow when we ran.0
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She was so slow we were walking0
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I was to slow to get IT up0
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When we were walking she didn't notice I stopped 2 blocks back.0
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He couldn't fit me in his mouth:(0
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The happy trail he had led to many unhappy times0
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That's cause he was full of mine.... Sorry couldn't resist.0
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Don't watch but I play, sorry,0
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Hey that's ok. I played night golf tonight at this sick course we have here in Dallas. Shot 12 over which wasn't too bad0
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Was that 9 or 18 ? Lol0
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I was confused!!0
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18 man I've played at several par 9's but went big tonight. It was sick. You should try it sometime.0
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Wouldn't re-rack his weights0
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He wouldnt let me oil the neighbours chest0
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Took too many ab selfies0
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He tried to pimp my ride.0
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He had a pimp0
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She couldn't handle my awesome pimpness0
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she was cheating on me0
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I got caught! Wasn't me!0
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