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We broke up because...
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She said I wasn't mature enough! Hey, leggo my eggo!0
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@fabulous I preferred bigger packages...
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I told her they would have won the War of Northern Aggression if they only had more shoes....0
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I was confused my his humor....0
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She never understood the Genius in people and was always just thinking about how big their packages were! :wtf:0
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LMAO!! She thought I was shallow because I liked 'em tall0
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Because she's from Carolina. She wasn't very specific on which one!0
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He had so many Girlfriends named Carolina that he never knew who was who!0
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She was sick of Carolina girls...0
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She was a duke fan0
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Because I switched my insurance to geico!0
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He always tried to dress in the same colors to match my lipstick! Too much competition on who looked better in Red!0
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She was mad that I finished in under 15 minutes0
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Every time he saw me he said, "You again?!"0
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He's always cut up my mattress foam and make a Hoodies out of them!
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She didn't like my arts and craft projects!0
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she super glued popsicle sticks in inappropriate places0
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He came home with glue in his inappropriate place and had no explanation for it!
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She was always covered in glitter! That's something you just can't get rid of!0
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confetti all over her house and car0
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He had too many "inappropriate places"0
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Kept stuffing my socks inside his tshirt so it looked like he has muscles0
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Kept stealing my bras and stuffing with socks!0
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She tried to convince me that Prancersising was harder than watching TV while standing.0
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Kept stealing my soiled boxers and wearing them on her head.0
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Always bought greeting cards, bows, ribbon, with that damned glitter on them0
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Hated gifts0
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Thought she was God's gift.0
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Couldn't handle me0
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Collected handles...how weird is that?0
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