We broke up because...

Spnneil06

he was never happy with how I smelled. Hurt my feelings.

MathDonkey

She was way too sensitive

aesthetikk

passersby could see his junk from down below when he stood there on the balcony

Becka4Real

He refused to have sexy time on the balcony

maddyk91

she made me look bad by being too g-darn good lookin'.

Noelv1976

Her abs were better than mine

Spnneil06

He was always comparing our bodies, sorry but I don't need you telling me your *kitten* is better than mine!

MaxPower0102

Shaved me while I slept

lt3ag4s

left me alone in jail

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was a Jailbird!

JenNicole11

she was too much of a rule follower

kjm3579

Never followed the rules.

velocityc6

she walked way too much

Spnneil06

He wanted me to carry him piggy back as I walked, even with my broken foot! Ouchie!

strozman

too many side guys, the competition was too exhausting

Spnneil06

He told me he was into guys so I would break up with him.

strozman

Spnneil06 wrote: »

He told me he was into guys so I would break up with him.

I do love to lie

Wouldn't believe my lies

Spnneil06

I believed his lies when he told me I was the only one, the lipstick I found on him proved otherwise.

kjm3579

Found out she was into a lot of guys, they kept coming over all day long

FabulousFantasticFifty

She broke up with strozman for frivolous reasons!

Noelv1976

Spnneil06 wrote: »

He told me he was into guys so I would break up with him.

Our differences of opinions in the education system. She's a teacher

Spnneil06

She was dating @strozman‌ I couldn't compete!

JenNicole11

her confidence was lacking.

kjm3579

She turned our love life into a competition

JenNicole11

he didn't like competition.

Alligator423

Turned out he was married!

kjm3579

I couldn't compete with the 6 women, 12 guys, and a few farm animals she had in our apartment.

JenNicole11

he didn't like my animals.

Spnneil06

He said my place was cluttered.

kjm3579

Found out she was married to several dudes.