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That's ok, cuz I removed his other "head" while he was sleeping hehehehe0
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Makes you more aerodynamic!!!!0
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You're everywhere too!0
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Omnipresent was taking a toll on our marriage0
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SojournerThirteen wrote: »
You too, world would be a better place with people like you, Except you gotta lose the shoes on the beach, sand ruins those nice shoes!0 -
Damn are you nuts...I aint never letting you go
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Damn are you nuts...I aint never letting you go
Your a crazy one aren't you?0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »Damn are you nuts...I aint never letting you go
Your a crazy one aren't you?
She is. Ruuuuun!!! Lol jk
We broke up because slimgirljo locked you in her basement.0 -
I ask you is it crazy to want to tie a man up...cover him in edible paint and lick it off...slimgirljo15 wrote: »Damn are you nuts...I aint never letting you go
Your a crazy one aren't you?
now really is that crazy huh
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LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Damn are you nuts...I aint never letting you go
Your a crazy one aren't you?
She is. Ruuuuun!!! Lol jk
We broke up because slimgirljo locked you in her basement.
Shhhhh hes not in the basement yet....im trying to look innocent....stop warning the victi....ummm I mean guys 0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »
I ask you is it crazy to want to tie a man up...cover him in edible paint and lick it off...slimgirljo15 wrote: »Damn are you nuts...I aint never letting you go
Your a crazy one aren't you?
now really is that crazy huh
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Because he wasn't into lickin0
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You lost me at basement.0
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I couldn't find him. He was being chased by an ex who had tried to keep him in the basement0
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Wasn't willing to try new things
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Another LIE! LOLOL0
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Was already married0
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She do have lots of wifey's and men
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dito0
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He was too terse0
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She was buffer than me0
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I am not a hunter!0
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I couldn't give up on steak0
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He wanted to eat lots of....meat
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I was intimidated by other people's physiques although had nothing to bring to the table myself. Woe is me. brb e-cry.0
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She sat there on the couch eating doritoes and watching me work out.0
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She called my cheetos doritos! THAT BLASPHEMY!!!!0
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She nitpicked and criticized constantly, especially during my workouts.0
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She squatted too hardcore. I could not keep up. -cries-0
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