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cheesey pick up lines

sofakingstevens
sofakingstevens Posts: 201 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
Whats the best/cheesiest pick line you have used or had used on? And did it work?
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  • Amanda6313
    Amanda6313 Posts: 68 Member
    Are you tired? ........ well you should be, you've been running through my mind all night....... lol, it was cute!
  • sofakingstevens
    sofakingstevens Posts: 201 Member
    Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
  • BowaBowa
    BowaBowa Posts: 162
    guy: excuse me!? did you just fart?
    girl: no.....
    guy" because you just BLEW ME AWAY!

    works everytime
  • sofakingstevens
    sofakingstevens Posts: 201 Member
    Were you raised on a farm?
    Because you sure know how to raise a co*k
  • emilygrisso
    emilygrisso Posts: 1
    Do you know what my shirt is made of?...girl/boyfriend material
  • Amanda6313
    Amanda6313 Posts: 68 Member
    Lol, those are all pretty good!
  • sofakingstevens
    sofakingstevens Posts: 201 Member
    Amanda6313 wrote: »
    Lol, those are all pretty good!

    I'd use this one on you. I see you in a bar, walk up and ask if I can use your cellphone. "Why?" You ask.
    Because I want to call my parents and tell them I just met the girl of my dreams..
  • kendall916
    kendall916 Posts: 4,222 Member
    How ya' doin'
  • the_chiha
    the_chiha Posts: 784 Member
    That shirt looks good on you, but it'd look better on my floor
  • jorodri7
    jorodri7 Posts: 1,025 Member
    There's only one thing I want to change about you and that's your last name
  • renaepoore
    renaepoore Posts: 2
    These are great!
  • strozman
    strozman Posts: 2,622 Member
    edited February 2015
    Me: did you fall from heaven
    Her: (quietly) says 'uuuh my guud " (very condescending in a hurry-it-up-so-I-can-reject-you-loser way)
    Me: (continues with straight face) cause your hair is all fu**ed up
    Her: laughs hard, starts talking

    That one worked a few times in my youth
  • the_chiha
    the_chiha Posts: 784 Member
    Did you fall from Heaven because have sex with me
  • strozman
    strozman Posts: 2,622 Member
    the_chiha wrote: »
    Did you fall from Heaven because have sex with me

    Nice
  • the_chiha
    the_chiha Posts: 784 Member
    strozman wrote: »
    Me: did you fall from heaven
    Her: (quietly) says 'uuuh my guud " (very condescending in a hurry-it-up-so-I-can-reject-you-loser way)
    Me: (continues with straight face) cause your hair is all fu**ed up
    Her: laughs hard, starts talking

    That one worked a few times in my youth

    That's awesome!
  • the_chiha
    the_chiha Posts: 784 Member
    You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
  • the_chiha
    the_chiha Posts: 784 Member
    You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
  • jorodri7
    jorodri7 Posts: 1,025 Member
    You're so beautiful you made me forget my pickup line.
  • the_chiha
    the_chiha Posts: 784 Member
    Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
  • jorodri7
    jorodri7 Posts: 1,025 Member
    Excuse me, could you please dial down your hotness, it's causing global warming.
  • JLopez832
    JLopez832 Posts: 1,206
    Haha u all just made my night
  • jorodri7
    jorodri7 Posts: 1,025 Member
    Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute wanna workout?
  • sofakingstevens
    sofakingstevens Posts: 201 Member
    Have you been sitting on sugar?
    Because that *kitten* is sweet.
  • ejdutton
    ejdutton Posts: 329 Member
    Him: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
    Her: unfertilised
  • the_chiha
    the_chiha Posts: 784 Member
    I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
  • LandyBreigh
    LandyBreigh Posts: 207 Member
    'Is is bad that all I can think about is kissing you?"
    I married him! :) I do so love my husband. <3
  • Doodlewhopper
    Doodlewhopper Posts: 1,018 Member
    HE: Hey baby. Do you know who I am?
    HER: (rolling her eyes) No. Just who are you?
    HE: Well baby, Im the president of your fan club.
    HER: GAWD! Get lost. I already have one @&amp;&hole in my panties.
    HE: Well, do you think there is a chance I can replace it?
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    Found this one one the interwebz:

    Is your name "Homework", because I'm not doing you but I should be.
  • the_chiha
    the_chiha Posts: 784 Member
    I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.
  • kristornea
    kristornea Posts: 21
    Guy: what's your name?
    Girl: Im Mrs. WhateverYourLastNameIs.
    LOL!! <3
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