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We broke up because...
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Leaves the toilet seat up0
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She was always nagging me
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She wouldn't wear her heels to bed anymore.0
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Kept stealing my dresses0
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kendall916 wrote: »He's addicted to his coffee
Damn right. That s my preworkout every morning at 4!
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LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »Kept stealing my dresses
I dry cleaned them, so what's the problem?0 -
LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »Kept stealing my dresses
I dry cleaned them, so what's the problem?
He kept stretching out my dresses!!!!0 -
She wore my speedos. No one wears them but me!0
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He thought he looked good in those speedos...
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LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »Kept stealing my dresses
I dry cleaned them, so what's the problem?
He kept stretching out my dresses!!!!
-- She though she was really losing, so she quit going to the gym with me!0 -
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LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
He called me fat and lazy. [/quote]
She imagines things that never happened.0 -
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He said I made things up!!!0
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She always had to have the last word.0
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He ate my last low calorie ice cream bar0
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He never had a good come back0
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she never had a good joke!0
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He took everything too seriously0
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sweetdixie92 wrote: »He took everything too seriously
She took everything....seriuosly!0 -
He wasn't very original
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He was a pickpocket0
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Ohhh wait...I just got that!0
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because you keep breaking up with everybody on MFP0
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She couldn't handle my serious side, along with my crazy sense of humor!
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sweetdixie92 wrote: »Ohhh wait...I just got that!
Everything went over her head.0
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