Favorite sayings from when you were a kid

Markdjones83
Markdjones83 Posts: 852 Member
edited November 12 in Chit-Chat
Like ones your parents would use:

"I've never seen such smart boys act so stupid" (when we would do something idiotic)

"Close that door, I'm not trying to air condition the neighboorhood"

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  • Markdjones83
    Markdjones83 Posts: 852 Member
    Bumping for monday crew. I want to hear some goodies so I can use em on my kids lolz
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Do you want one of these? (And my mom has her finger ready to flick my face) :'(
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Don't touch. Don't touch that. I'm warning you. (Spank. Cry. Room isolation).
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    Keep it up (whining or crying), and I'll give you something to cry about.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    edited February 2015
    Ha! This is why you two are my friends.
    (And look at that time stamp, CA-- we jumped in at the same exact moment)
  • cuckoo_jenibeth
    cuckoo_jenibeth Posts: 1,434 Member
    Me: "But, mommmm, everyone is doing xyz..."
    Mom: "Not everyone... You're not!"
    Ouch!
  • helsbelshms
    helsbelshms Posts: 93 Member
    Turn those lights off it's like Blackpool illuminations in here (anyone in the UK will understand that).
    (In the car) If you don't pack it in I'll put you out at the side of the road (I was left standing at the side of the road wondering how I was going to get home, was only there 2 mins before my mam came back but it felt like forever).
    Don't pull silly faces because if the wind changes it will stay like that (that one never made any sense).
  • Markdjones83
    Markdjones83 Posts: 852 Member
    Oh yes the old, If you keep making those faces it will get stuck like that lol

    And the ol' "I'll give you something to cry about"
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    530roman wrote: »
    Keep it up (whining or crying), and I'll give you something to cry about.

    Haha. This. This is what my mom said with her ready to flick finger next to my cheek. :'(
  • donnawtm
    donnawtm Posts: 35 Member
    530roman wrote: »
    Keep it up (whining or crying), and I'll give you something to cry about.

    This was my Dad's favourite too. Despite the fact he never once actually raised his hand to us this sentence was enough to silence me and my brother!
    The most frustrating for me was "because I said so "
    And yes I do now say it to my 4 yr old lol
  • Lindsay_the_great
    Lindsay_the_great Posts: 209 Member
    edited February 2015
    Mom:
    "Come here so I can slap you!" (We ran away giggling.)
    "Goodnight. I love you. Marry a rich man." (Every night. I didn't.)

    Dad:
    "Don't do that. It hurts." (When one of us had an accident)
    "What did you learn today?" (Every night at dinner. Nobody ever learned anything.)
  • cuckoo_jenibeth
    cuckoo_jenibeth Posts: 1,434 Member
    "Dont make me pull this car over"
  • cnadiger
    cnadiger Posts: 168 Member
    Mom: "Just wait 'til your dad gets home!!"
    FYI - my dad was a big push-over and never disciplined his "little girl" :)
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    slicker than greased owl *kitten*
  • barry1992
    barry1992 Posts: 692 Member
    Fall down from there and break your legs......don't come running to me
  • barry1992
    barry1992 Posts: 692 Member
    Smack round the ear for nothing. What was that for mum ???? "Its for what you thought you got away with" !!!
  • Markdjones83
    Markdjones83 Posts: 852 Member
    barry1992 wrote: »
    Smack round the ear for nothing. What was that for mum ???? "Its for what you thought you got away with" !!!

    Bwahaha lol
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    "you make a better door than a window" Was my dad's. AND THIS ONE HAUNTS ME TO MY DYING DAY! My grandma used to reply when I would say "I'm coming" she would say "no your not your not even breathing hard" Horrifying when I was old enough to understand
  • SrMaggalicious
    SrMaggalicious Posts: 495 Member
    "Daddy, there's a fly in my Kool-aid!"

    He would say "Oh, he won't eat much!" and if he farted, he'd whip around and say "Did somebody step on a frog?" I miss him.
  • danielabe1985
    danielabe1985 Posts: 1,582 Member
    Me to dad - I cant undo this bolt
    - Dad to me - use some elbow grease mate
    - where is it dad
    - down in the shed son
    - 20 years later still cant find it
  • brendo204
    brendo204 Posts: 1,225 Member
    if u keep playing with that u will go blind ;) lol
  • justinegibbons
    justinegibbons Posts: 918 Member
    You're going to go blind sitting that close to the tv!
  • tat2cookie
    tat2cookie Posts: 1,899 Member
    Were you born in a barn?
    No...
    Then shut the door!!
  • kiki_anitoni
    kiki_anitoni Posts: 40 Member
    I'm gonna slap you so hard your teeth are gonna fall out of your mouth!

    Haha. I don't recall my mom ever having slapped me, but it sure did make me do whatever she needed me to do to keep my teeth in.
  • cklbrown
    cklbrown Posts: 4,696 Member
    edited February 2015
    My mom still says "I'm freezing. Go put on a sweater."
    I still say "I'm not cold"

    And "Eat all of that. Children are starving" and I say "Send it to them"

    Things haven't changed.
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