We broke up because...
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ladd_alvy1986 wrote: »Was a grammar natzi!!
Because he thought I was OCD!!0 -
Because stupid is what stupid does and I am stupid0
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I didnt want to become Stupid
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I asked her to take off her lipstick before bed and she refused.0
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She kept calling out for stupid during sex.0
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She kept calling out to talk... Even after the commercials ended.0
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They did not possess the power of Thor0
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Neither did I
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I wasn't god like enough for her!!0
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She left visible marks on me and it was too hard to explain to my family where I was getting them from.0
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Set me up with a plastic surgeon to get a whole facial makeover to look like Chris Hemsworth. I ended up looking like Redskull, instead...
That hurt my feelz.0 -
She looked like Redskull, I don't even know who that is
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What you don't think he's hot. Pun intended.0
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She kept talking about her hot ex!0
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She has a strange taste0
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it's a texture thing0
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She once said her exes name in bed while playing naked twister0
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He didn't like the coconut oil I used as moisturizer.0
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canadiangirl63 wrote: »He didn't like the coconut oil I used as moisturizer.
She used way to much and stained our silk sheets!0 -
She caught me once cleaning my bifocals with this coconut oil.0
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She was super uptight about her sheets, wasn't even allowed to have a cookie on her precious sheets.0
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I did it all for those cookies! And she told me I could stick them up my *kitten*0
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You gave me fat free cookies! How was I supposed to take that??0
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She was too sweet for non fat free cookies and didn't realize it0
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She didn't like my collection of Power Puff Girls0
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He had a collection of power puff girls.0
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Tied me up and wanted to use a cattle prod o.o0
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Didn't know what a cattle prod was and used it wrong 0
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