We broke up because...
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She didnt like the New Fad I was starting!0
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She forgot about me
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She wanted to go Oh Naturale.....all over!! sorry, I'm the only hairy one in this relationship!0
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I had to shave my head and my eyebrows too! No hair was allowed on my body!0
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\He wasn't into the "Amazon Woman" look!0
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She thought Volbeat was a speaker!0
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I could never look you in the eyes0
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He kept trying to look into HIS eyes!!!0
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I hid my eyes because she leaves the light on at night!0
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He always had a Wondering eye behind the glasses and I finally busted him!0
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she was a super snoop!0
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she is too selfish0
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He wanted me to share EVERYTHING! The lipstick is mine Switz!!!0
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She yelled all the time.0
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He had selective hearing!0
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She had a selective memory0
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He took too many shirtless selfies
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She was always lying around0
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She didn't know how to count0
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he didn't own a shirt! I never had anything to rip off!0
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