We broke up because...
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He had a broken heart!0
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She was tearin up my heart with I was with her.0
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My affection for GIJoe was just too much for her0
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I didn't like sleeping with action figures in our bed, how come they got the pillow and I had to sleep at the foot of the bed?0
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she called me an action figure?0
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she had issues with me using her body as a wargaming map.0
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guess she didnt like my "kung fu grip" ???0
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guitarrckr wrote: »guess she didnt like my "kung fu grip" ???
hahahaha!! Great one...I didn't know he had the GiJoe kung fu grip and I was caught off guard!0 -
she was into the plastic more
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not to mention the peach fuzz beard ! lmao0
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He wouldn't let me borrow his credit card!0
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she wouldnt borrow my debt along with my credit0
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This was his way of asking me to marry him, no sentiment at all. "Hey, wanna share my debt?"0
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He was in debt and was using me for my money!0
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Kept offering her money for my "services"0
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Gambling and hooked problem0
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I found out that he was a Hooker!
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He wouldn't let me pimp him.0
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She always calls me a He!
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She was way out of my league0
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She kept stealing my Batman footie pajamas!
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I don't care, they're adorable. Mine now, sorry.0
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She was a cleptomaniac.0
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Gee, thanks @allthecatfishies0
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She would seduce others with her gaze!0
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She thought I was gazing, but I was just not wearing my glasses.0
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She kept trying to steal my glasses and say they were hers0
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