We broke up because...

Spnneil06

He had a broken heart!

jorodri7

She was tearin up my heart with I was with her.

Noelv1976

My affection for GIJoe was just too much for her

Spnneil06

I didn't like sleeping with action figures in our bed, how come they got the pillow and I had to sleep at the foot of the bed?

strozman

she called me an action figure?

lt3ag4s

she had issues with me using her body as a wargaming map.

guitarrckr

guess she didnt like my "kung fu grip" ???

Spnneil06

strozman wrote: »

she called me an action figure?

You don't usually see such perfect physique unless it's plastic, sorry for my confusion!

Spnneil06

guitarrckr wrote: »

guess she didnt like my "kung fu grip" ???

hahahaha!! Great one...I didn't know he had the GiJoe kung fu grip and I was caught off guard!

guitarrckr

she was into the plastic more

guitarrckr

not to mention the peach fuzz beard ! lmao

Spnneil06

He wouldn't let me borrow his credit card!

lt3ag4s

she wouldnt borrow my debt along with my credit

Spnneil06

This was his way of asking me to marry him, no sentiment at all. "Hey, wanna share my debt?"

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was in debt and was using me for my money!

JoshMaz

Kept offering her money for my "services"

LiftingRiot

Gambling and hooked problem

FabulousFantasticFifty

I found out that he was a Hooker!

mihaelapopolan

He wouldn't let me pimp him.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She always calls me a He!

4ever420

She was way out of my league

mhecht32

She kept stealing my Batman footie pajamas!

4ever420

I don't care, they're adorable. Mine now, sorry.

mihaelapopolan

She was a cleptomaniac.

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mihaelapopolan

Gee, thanks @allthecatfishies‌

FabulousFantasticFifty

She would seduce others with her gaze!

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mihaelapopolan

She thought I was gazing, but I was just not wearing my glasses.

Spnneil06

She kept trying to steal my glasses and say they were hers