We broke up because...

guitarrckr

mais non

Spnneil06

guitarrckr wrote: »

Wha. ???? Really a girl ??

She denial!

guitarrckr

because she denied me...." ___ "

LiftingRiot

He was a cry baby always whining about being denied

Ria_StayingFit

He kicked my dog

Spnneil06

I found out that he was abusive to his previous boyfriend.

guitarrckr

did not...I said I "licked" your "cat"

kaylacarol1989

I saw him lick a cat

guitarrckr

she didnt like her cat licked

Ria_StayingFit

She kept hitting on my dad. I am ok with her finding a sugar daddy on the side just don't cut into my inheritance.

guitarrckr

kept on forever about licking a cougar ??????

LiftingRiot

Always confused couldn't get it togethee

justinegibbons

Because he really believes he's captain america.. Started to weird me out

LiftingRiot

She was insecure about my prior military service

Spnneil06

He wanted me to say "sir, yes sir" in bed.

Yogi_warrior

she didn't like me being master in bed.

Spnneil06

I thought he meant he wanted to be faster in bed, whoops!

minionman

She didn't like walking funny for a week!

ilfaith

He always wore the waistband of his underwear higher than the waistband of his pants.

Spnneil06

she criticized how I dressed!

Noelv1976

She wore her glasses in the showers

Yogi_warrior

she spent too much time dressing up.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was stuck in the 80s

minionman

The 80's were rad!

Spnneil06

We both loved the 80's but we couldn't agree what the best song was, constant fight!

FabulousFantasticFifty

He says things like "Bitchin" and "Rad"!

GDLAZ

She didn't like my peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

guitarrckr

she wasnt even born in the 80's!!

4ever420

He had too many groupies

Spnneil06

She found other peoples pictures besides hers in my closet.