We broke up because...
Options
Replies
-
not to mention the peach fuzz beard ! lmao0
-
He wouldn't let me borrow his credit card!0
-
she wouldnt borrow my debt along with my credit0
-
This was his way of asking me to marry him, no sentiment at all. "Hey, wanna share my debt?"0
-
He was in debt and was using me for my money!0
-
Kept offering her money for my "services"0
-
Gambling and hooked problem0
-
I found out that he was a Hooker!
0 -
He wouldn't let me pimp him.0
-
She always calls me a He!
0 -
She was way out of my league0
-
She kept stealing my Batman footie pajamas!
0 -
I don't care, they're adorable. Mine now, sorry.0
-
She was a cleptomaniac.0
-
Gee, thanks @allthecatfishies0
-
She would seduce others with her gaze!0
-
She thought I was gazing, but I was just not wearing my glasses.0
-
She kept trying to steal my glasses and say they were hers0
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 392.1K Introduce Yourself
- 43.6K Getting Started
- 259.9K Health and Weight Loss
- 175.7K Food and Nutrition
- 47.4K Recipes
- 232.3K Fitness and Exercise
- 403 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.4K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.5K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 152.8K Motivation and Support
- 7.9K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.3K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 3.4K MyFitnessPal Information
- 23 News and Announcements
- 998 Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.4K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions