We broke up because...
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She accused me of tree hugging0
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He didnt like that I was a Hippie0
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He was more than hugging that spruce!0
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She couldn't just hug me. Always turned into something more0
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He hugs me too tight0
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He always turned down my advances0
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Her advances were always in public places0
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He didn't like a little excitement0
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Caused me way to much excitement0
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Because she liked Christian Grey more than me.0
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Her idea of excitement was sexy time on top of a Glacier
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Her idea of sexy time was on top of donkey while touring mexico0
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He loved that donkey more than me0
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She wouldnt even watch Shrek with me!0
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She wanted me to wear a shrek outfit in bed0
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He wasn't into sexy adventures0
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Her sexy adventures were too much for my PREmature ways0
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He never let me go first0
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She wouldn't let me play "jealous" while we had these adventures0
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He wouldn't let me wear his cap0
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he was after other guys hats ...
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You wouldn't let me build sand castles0
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She wouldn't keep her shirt buttoned.0
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She wouldn't keep her shirt unbuttoned0
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kept unbuttoning my shirt in public!!0
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Wouldn't play peek a boo0
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he needed mothering
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pipsqueak1990 wrote: »he needed mothering
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Far too cryptic with his needs
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Unsympathetic to my needs0
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